1) Well you're at least guaranteed to kill SOMETHING.
2) Notice the accentuated 'LAR.'

Seth Rogen will end up more fat and unfunny than he already is. At least Sandler had Happy Gilmore.

Wrong, Seth Rogen will end up a cherished tattoo on all of our chests, and a perfectly chiseled statue in all of our town squares.

Seth Rogen has lost a lot of weight and is going to star in The Green Hornet

he may have lost weight but he sure as shit didn't gain any talent


ah my pms rage....

Next to the bald Britney Spears statue.

QFT

A green unitard does not a fat, unfunny bastard unmake.

ew

$10 says he'll freeball it in that unitard

How can you be PMSing when with child?

Look, everybody, Seth Rogen is a fantastic human being. He's not just hilarious, he's MARK CURRY hilarious. Deal.

uh because i'm not with child, i'm pmsing. like a fucking mama bear.

Who is Mark Curry?

$10 says I'll pay $12.50 for movie tickets on the off chance I get to see his man camel toe in the unitard.

There is only room for ONE acting Curry in the world...and we all know that Curry is Tim.

Oh man, I wish you'd told me that before I started this game of chinese checkers with your cub.

What unitard?

Of 'Hangin' with Mr. Cooper' fame. Please review his Wikipedia entry. It is always consistently hilarious. Especially the part about Sinbad counseling him against suicide.

my sympathies go out to you but i'm afraid i'm going to have to maul you now.

jk. little bear forgives you.

qft.

Sinbad is infinitely funnier than Seth Rogen and the only movie I can watch of his is First Kid.

I enjoy Seth Rogen
Michael Gondry is directing the Green Hornet movie

Have you guys seen the pics of MJ's legs? Disturbing.

ewww this cake is going to put me in a diabeetus coma
yeah

muhfucka had gangrene

On a serious note, this sounded appealing. Like, I just got the urge to... bleed. And I don't say that in a "I'm a fat teenage girl that cuts herself" kind of way. Just in a "I could go for some good all-out rough-housing."

That said I will settle on ursine chinese checkers. Close second.

link me to the pictures please

"On April 17, 2006, an aerosol can that had fallen behind Curry's water heater exploded and Curry, who was doing laundry at the time, was burned on over 18% of his body, including his arm, back and side. He spent many months recuperating at his home. According to an Associated PressFebruary 17, 2007,[1] Curry considered suicide after waking from a three-day, medically-induced coma, reportedly hoarding pain medication. After talking with comedian friends who made him laugh, such as Sinbad and Bill Cosby, he decided against suicide. He went on interview posted on CNN.com on The Montel Williams Show to discuss this issue."

HILARIOUS.

Here you go:

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_pho...mark-curry.jpg

Here, just know it is disturbing.

http://chismetime.com/2009/07/shocki...needle-wounds/

if location were not an issue i'd totally be down for some serious rough-housing
if you promised not to cry

Thriller joke in 3....2.....1......

Where do you live? Perhaps some traveling is in order.

Also, I'm too much of a dude to cry. My tears are just tiny fists. And whiskey.

manhattan usually
i'm nowhere near there right now unfortunately

my tears are bullets. DIE.

wait what am i talking about, i've never cried.


this is approaching maddox territory now

My new sig.
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coughing is so much fun

anyone here smoking weed at the moment?

I wish.

Well, I'm kind of always down for violence. So we'll have to arrange something for when you return.


Annie Maddox? I love that cover Marilyn Manson did of her, but at the same time she has such short hair.

alien anal: actually yeah

amerikangod: no, maddox the angry dude who rants on the internet

and lol it's annie lennox

oh the pain
the good pain

i have half a xanax somewhere but i forget what i put it

i wish i had a fucking xanax
and some painkillers...TITS

^that probably has something to do with the weed.