i use to read the Maddox posts
there was also another one called Pirate Ninja that did a similar thing

I think Maddox went onto being a writer and stopped frequently updating his site

I hate my governor, he is worse than the previous one. Then again I hate most people in my state.

Right, and she wrote that book called 'The Alphabet of Manliness' once her hair got all short.

i read them too when i was like 11, i would just sit there and read them and piss myself laughing

I'd also like to note that Maddox has had a prolific career, especially being so fucking young. I guess anything is possible when you get adopted by Angelina Jolie.

MMm yes mostly

i waste so much time sitting around on the net

i shoukd be shot

You wouldn't happen to be a big Bjork fan would you?

Who are you asking sonic?

I can't get into BJork.

Have you tried using alcohol and lube?

bjork rules (i love freaks), goodnight everyone

I've been using vaseline.

Oh man, then you should have had no issue gaining access. Unless you applied it to the wrong places. But that is just basic anatomy.

I was asking you. Because of that psycho Bjork fan that shot himself online.

I guess the orifices of her nose weren't big enough.

Hah yes i enjoy Bjork but not a die hard fan or anything

Girls never think it'll fit in their nose, but that's bullshit. They just need to be relaxed, and you've gotta take it slow the first time. And don't be squeamish about boogers.

i got talking with someone on fuckbook
looks liek i'm not going night night after all

so HELLOOOOOO

I'm not bothered by boogers, I'm into scat after all.

Oh man if such a magical book really did exist.


.... prove it, for the sake of my boner.

it does.

Here:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. That's about as mind blowing as a person imitating a trumpet with their mouth.

Nah, just playing, I've got one of those deals.

Thank you, my boner has been sated. About as much as one can be. Give it three minutes.

You're welcome.

alriiiight i can finally escape and go to sleep

sweet dreams kiddos

Night.

a great deal.

take advantage of his son being in the house!
http://savannah.craigslist.org/emd/1260331472.html

SY37 if youre reading this i just got back from the post office.

i am starving

Awesome! Thanks!

I repaired my Chucks again. I keep resurrecting these things. My friends are beginning to call me crazy.

yr welcome...you owe me $1.39 punk
no i'm just playin

wear em till you can't wear em no more.

Mail me two more and I'll send you a pack of Reds. They're super cheap here...something like $3.79.

That's the plan. I just patch the huge hole in the side, the rest I let go. I say they have about 2 or 3 more months of everyday wear and then they're toast.

oh my god
wait, are you trying to one up me? :p

that's the way to do it. how long have you had em for?

I'm thinking somewhere in the 5 year range. Could be 6, could be 4. They're missing almost all of the insole fabric, large pieces of the insole, several medium holes, etc. They've been through a lot and are size 12, so they get stepped on constantly at shows.

yeah those are gonna kick the bucket before too long. they're the best shoes for the money.

i think i need glasses. every time someone tries to point something out to me i always go "i can't see that far"
it's my right eye that's shit

I have 2 more pairs of hi-tops and 1 pair of lows...but I can't work those into regular rotation.

I ordered new glasses yesterday. 2 weeks and I can be rid of this heavy fucking pair.