i'm hot and sweaty

I'm just horny....

I just had the most wonderful fish-based dinner evah with an amazing dessert and delicious wine.

where am I?

has anyone seen my dog? :(

I just had a WoW flashback. Thanks floaty.

pussy?

I'm slowly losing my hard-on....
Thank you !!!

no problem. it's what i'm here for.

You potty mouthed blond(e)!











Are you implying that you did bring that kitten to the restaurant, in the end??

i lost my shit when the fat dude ran down and joined them

the world needs more people like that

a) in my defense i'm only kind of blonde
b) we tried, those fucking yellows wouldn't pay us anything for it though

I have a serious appreciation for people who can dance. Thumbs up from the bunny for the Sasquatch guy.

Cinder blondes are the best kind of blondes. Not sure this applies to you (and it's not that relevant anyway in this case).

as for the b) , try and tell them that cats have 9 lives, so they could serve him 9 times, 9 dishes should be worth something...


c) I'm too happy tonight, hope this won't vanish next morning (I'm not drunk, so it's not dizziness or anything like that).

it does apply but only to the ends of my hair
i don't do business with people who don't speak english. the kitty is MINEEEEE

I have a headache, I get them all the time when I go to my girlfriend's. Reason being is we always lie on her bed and lying on beds for a period of time makes my head hurt haha.

Try keeping your head farther from the wall while she humps on top.

this is the best food ever, everyone go make it

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/g...ipe/index.html

Yeah, I think it's to do with her central heating. i get them too when i go and see your girlfriend.

LOL

I had too much to dream last night.

i must warn you all:
it will make you fart.

a lot.

i do not fear beans. i master them

there's no beans in it

I like to use kilbasa sausage or chorizo in my lentils. preferrably kilbasa cause of all the salt in it, really goes well with some garlic in the lentils.

Satan, what type of rice are you serving this with basmanti, jasmine??

what? it's SOUP.

I have a doctor's appointment at 9:30am tomorrow...that's way too early for blood pressure cuffs and needles.

Well, I like my lentil SOUP nicht so runny so that I can fill a bowl with rice and then pour some lentils on top.

I guess you like it runny.....

no, it has loads of stuff in it. lentils beef, vegetables. i actually had to put a bit of water in it when i heated it back up because it was so thick.

Well, if you like rice I'd suggest some white rice next time. You can mix it with your soup and eat on it for days upon days. Lentils age well, y'know?

i always thought they were of the bean family. but wiki has proven me wrong. hail satan, master of legume knowledge

Get in where you fit in.

My girlfriend gets headaches when she comes over to my house. I think it has to do with... she spends extended periods of time here, but nowhere else, and obviously, her house and my house have different "atmospheres", smells, lighting.. I live in the woods and she doesn't.. various allergies.. changes of environment.. bullshit.. I dunno.

this is the only thread that matters.