THESE FUCKING gringo commentators on fox are shit blabbing about a bunch of statistics and bullshit

get me an argentinian announcer please

GREAT half!

Loving the Costa v Pepe war. Spain were playing the better football towards the end but all the goals so far have been a bit chaotic. Although Costa's run and finish was brilliant.

Spain are better when they go direct to Costa.

got the telemundo app let’s see how that goes

COSTA was a fucking titan

the rest of his team is boring tiki taka xD xD xD

but yeah great game. GREAT GAME!

i just had 2 drinks but i’m practically rollin lmao

FINE!; You've convinced me to open a bottle of wine. Jeez stop nagging!

What. A. Game.

This is gonna be game of the tournament isn't it?

final-quality game on day 3

how lucky are we!

also: telemundo MUCH FUCKING BETTER. these announcers are actually watching the game instead of just yapping bollocks

also they scream: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

thank fuck for latino immigrants

Don't know how you watch that. It'd do my head in them screaming that

well you should hear the tarugos on fox and compare

you ever watch NFL? those fucking fat men yapping endlessly about nonsense while the game goes on? yap yap yap yap yap? yap yap bullshit bollox yap yap?

on fox it’s like that.

plus HEY. I YELL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!

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man spain has taken control at this point

i’m not happy about that. but ok.

Just glorious. Fuck me. What else is there to say?

https://youtu.be/EUTzrMZVAAw

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:D :D :D I lasted four seconds

Friend of mine in another league put Ronaldo as captain today. So far he has 45 points in total just for today. Cunt.

Also, imagine a few hours ago being told you're being fined 18 million euros and got a 2 year suspended sentence and then you've to play Spain. "Evs, lad" scores a hat trick. Amazing.

did anybody else see a guy with a diving mask and snorkel flash on the screen for a split second?

Early contender for game of the tournament?

im seriously asking about the snorkel wtf

maybe it was my app maybe it was a pirate feed lol

or maybe schizophrenia is taking me home

BUT ANYWAY

i feel like someobdy bashed my head and im confused as fuck

tremendous, tremendous game

how lucky are we? im seriously asking. not rhetorical. cronaldo is like the fucking modern achilles.

It'd take something else to top that tbh

clearly a superb choice. congrats.

bernardo silva gave me 2 fucking points lmao


i was not aware of that and had to google it ha ha ha ha

this guy is an alien

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fuck there was that snorkel again WAT

Yeah man, his compartmentalising ability is incredible. Im a wreck if someone reminds me I owe them £20.

There was no snorkel.

check this ha ha ha

https://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/20/s...of-soccer.html

i grew up with it.

ps i read more. i’d be stoked not having to go to jail!