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the thread where deals are fixed and hearts are broken
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FECAL-TRANSPLANTS
they take somebody else's poo and squirt it up yr ass. the normal flora kills c. difficile. true story. |
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I'd do this, but I'm a vegetarian. |
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I'm not sure, but I think you can. the only caveat is a healthy turd. that said, I'm sure that you could insist that it came from a bean-eating hippie like Satan, if that's yr bag. SEE ALSO: POO I was just assaulted by a woodland creature. it may have been a bird, or it may have been a squirrel; whatever it was, it landed something on my head that bounced off and left a wet spot. there was no goo, so I'm hoping for squirrel cheek-droppings. ps: yes, I am post-shower. what do you take me for? european? |
Bag? MOAR LIKE COLOSTOMY BAG LOLOLOL
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caveat is such a great word isn't it?
i think my body would reject a vegetarian's stool out of hand. which does sort of eliminate most of the potential candidates i had in mind. |
eliminate, indeed.
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eliminate is good. caveate is in a different league altogether though. an outstanding word.
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I feel gassy
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Fuck radio in the middle of nowhere....I was forced to listened to shitty post bop jazz and classical
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Hey, a little NPR while speeding on the highway is a great thing.
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i'm about to eat like my 5th bowl of it today |
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actually my favorite part was finding a radio station that was completely silent and turning it up over the suonds outside the vehicle and drowned out the noise with silence if that makes sense? It was pretty cool. |
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Is there seriously absolutely no scotch tape in the entire house? Fuck
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Who is gonna get drunk tonight?
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fuuuuck that's awesome though |
Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.
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I hate how my managers get all nervous when the CEO of the company goes into the store. Blah.
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I'm always hungry.
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i don't remember any of the riffs i wrote the other day
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^if I come up with a really good one I'll either tab it out or recording a video of my fretting hand
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i just jacked truncated's avatar. WHAT NOW.
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someone put my guitar back in standard
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Find their guitar and string it in 13s.
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my dad did it i think
it;s ok though because the other day i put his acoustic in some fucking weird tuning which resulted in two broken strings my foot is itchier than i can handle i'm about to cut it offc |
did you know that Ishkur was a mesopotamian god?
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I love the song Pantie Lies so so so much uch uch uch uch
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One of the goals of Buddhism is the obliteration of the intellectual construct of ego.
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3 new jandek releases since the last time i checked. fuck!
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for the first few seconds I thought it was crypto |
also, nice jacket. taxi driver ftw.
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i don't care what you say. facebook has been good to me
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what!?!?! I can't hear you over the tits! you'll have to speak Up!!1
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One to the left is attractive.
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they're all decent. not much more.
they all need glasses. |
I saw lindsay lohan at the club I was in. Meh she looked better in pictures.
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