i love you too babycakes.


dont ignore the balls either girls and boys! you have hands for a reason!

You got that right, you bitches get it now?

Danzig + Shakira = WHAT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk

you are perfect

and i'll cook dinner!

actually no i wont.


but i'll pay for it!

you so dreamy



p.s. no way i'm letting you buy dinner

i'll buy you a hooker.

Hey someone stole my cheerios.

As long as she's not homeless

I actually saw a really pretty homeless girl in her 20s when I was in NYC back in june

i'll tuck you in, i'll make you some hot cocoa. read you a story.

mmm... that just sounds so tickity-boo

i'll buy you paintings and records and and cigarettes and and clothes and anything you want

Get a room already.

you're gonna have to buy me a bigger apartment to hold all that shit first.

Anything

An Egon Schiele painting for your bedroom
Philip Glass will perform a song for you every morning when you wake up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQJACVmankY




there are more tempting activities to be undertaken in the other room so...sucks to be you. good fucking night.

My cat is so stupid. He takes a piss in the (covered) litter box and then scratches the WALL thinking it's gonna cover it up.

Your cat seems to be acting like your average drunk bloke :eek: Yikes!

My cats did the same thing. I figure its kind of a sign that their litter box is getting too filled that they are out of digging sand.

My other cat just went in there and scratched around to his heart's content. The wall-scratching one isn't too bright. Sometimes he likes to eat his freshly hurled up vomit.

My kitty is an aggressive one, I love her. She a ho too. She is always outside.