Bike n rape... hot

I realised that bike 'n' rape may cross his mind, so I took the precaution of arranging the meeting to take place in a public train station. Lots of witnesses. Either way, I'll be packing heat, just to be careful.

I've done the biking thing many times, but not the rape. Am I missing out?

I think the most rewarding thing I've been able to do with my music is to put my cats to sleep with my "lullaby" riffs.

It's so adorable.

In a public train station? Now all you're ensuring is that you get raped in a public train station, with all kinds of shmucks there to witness your shame. Shmucks with boners.

dirty bunny, you are missing out hard. Want to buy a bike?

pbradley - I play this one song for my dog all the time and I swear he's come to recognize it. It's soft and it puts him to sleep too! It is the greatest thing ever. I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way.

haha...I wish. I was just watching South Park.

I'm trying not to flip out. it sounds like my car is FUCKED and there's no telling if the extended warranty will cover it or not.

I was thinking about getting a bike... :(

I hate owning a car. I've had like 3 already. I have bad luck with that shit. But now I need a new one for work n shiz.

I'll sell you a bike.

I'll report back tomorrow anyways, whether I am raped or whether I get a new bike.

lol no thanks. I have a bike already actually... well, mostly. It needs fixing.

Maybe somebody raped my bike! It could happen.

Danny, thank you, and please don't spare the details.

dirty bunny, I can fix your bike. With minimal raping. Of the bike.

My plans for tomorrow got fucked up. What else is new?

I am sure you can, but you re to far away! sigh

wat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angkor_Wat

Afroman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnb55yDhhAk

So make a day trip of it.

well I would like to see New York... but naw... :D

I hate Watermelon Jolly Ranchers

WANT, except for the goofy dude driving.

This one too

me too. fuck dat shit. i wish they got rid of watermelon instead of lemon.

Unless I completely made this up in my head, they used to sell bags of only Cherry. Them were the dayz.

lawdy

Delicious caek

wat. want caek

Oh shit, Trapped in the Closet is on IFC.

My throat hurts

Tussin ftw

bout to go watch rite now

r. kelly doesn't know what kind of genius he is.

I'm so tired and it's only 10

Someone help me stay awake.

Trapped In The Closet might be the pinnacle of human achievement
"you must be crazier than a fish with titties"

My left leg is kind of numb

RLS

I wonder if there's a Restless Anus Syndrome

See: Surfin' Bird singing asshole from Pink Flamingos.

Restless Sarlacc Syndrome