Om nom.

what does it say that i enjoy watching golf, and would prefer watching it to watching baseball

Watching golf on TV is worse than watching dry paint dry.

it's 11.20pm and i just got up

Did I ever mention that you're my hero?

Uhhhh I woke up at 4 PM.

i woke up at 9am. then around noonish. then 3pm, for the last time.

my stepdad would slit your throat if he saw this

Yeah. My father plays golf 3 times a week and when he's not playing golf, he's watching it on TV and when he's not playing it or watching it, he's listening to it on the radio, and when he's not doing any of the above, he's talking about golf. It's insanity.

is he a drunkard? he and my stepdad sound identical. lordy. when i was around nine, my mom worked at the visitors bureau specifically dealing with bringing in the golfers to the daytona area and decided that if she worked in golf, i would love it and enrolled me in the lpga girls golf club. they hated me cause i was the only lefty there. fuck golf.

i hate hate hate golf... but my house has golf course grounds on three sides.

a 6 pack every evening and a 12 pack on his days off...maybe.
I fucking hate golf too. Trouble is that I'm actually quite decent at it, so whenever I'm around him I'm basically forced to play to keep the family peace a little bit.

My cousin regularly bashes golf on a golf blog. They even gave him his own article. He's my hero.

my original intention was to underscore how bad baseball is with the steroids, no salary cap and big market geared media hype...

then i really thought about it, i actually enjoy watching golf or atleast the final round, i think what did it was Fred Funk, a former professor of golf at Maryland, and his name is FUNK, and he won he first ever major today at the Senior

that means so much to me

I'm bored. Fuck this, I'm playing the Sims 3.

ditto on the bored, but I'm watching Cops to ease the pain.

the lasagna was amazing, yay.

i've never made a real meal before! i am such a life-newb.

when you don't cook, cooking something that turns out good is really satisfying, isn't it?

The downside is that bitches be wanting you to cook all the time. I can make some amazing soups and stuff...but to hell with taking 3 or 4 hours to do it very often.

sayin'

Only if it's met with blowjobs and kissing on the neck (in reverse order.) Otherwise bachelors are totally satisfied with ramen and burgers.

Ramen is gross and burgers can be.

I have a job interview on Wednesday :)

The girl singer from Cranes singing freaks me out.

i wear many hats, sir

yes!

These Altoids just completely cleared my sinuses

.... are you a dude or a lady?

Ha ha, JUST LIKE BLOSSOM!

"Whoa!"

Dude. but I can't stand even the smell of Ramen, and burgers can be gross sometimes, usually involving mayonnaise. Now pizza....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pizza.

no.

Man, I could totally go for a Ramen Pizza Burger right about now...

You saved yourself with the pizza, bro. Knucks.

But Six had such bodacious tatas!

I hate when I have to run two browsers at once.

What the fuck even is ramen?!

Instant noodles (raw)
Nutritional value per 100 g (3.5 oz)
Energy 450 kcal 1900 kJ
Carbohydrates 65 g
- Dietary fiber 2.4 g
Fat 17 g
- saturated 7.6 g
- monounsaturated 6.5 g
Protein 9 g
Thiamine (Vit. B1) 0.7 mg 54%
Riboflavin (Vit. B2) 0.4 mg 27%
Niacin (Vit. B3) 5.4 mg 36%
Folate (Vit. B9) 147 μg 37%
Iron 4.3 mg 34%
Potassium 120 mg 3%
Sodium 1160 mg 50%

pork, v.

1. trans. Eng. regional. To fatten (a pig) for eating as pork. Also with away. rare.
1877 E. PEACOCK Gloss. Words Manley & Corringham , Lincs. 196/2 Pork, to fatten pigs for pork. 1888 F. T. ELWORTHY W. Somerset Word-bk. 589, I s'pose you'll pork away thick lot o' little pigs.
2. intr. colloq. (orig. U.S.).
a. to pork up: to gain weight.
1967 Syracuse (N.Y.) Herald-Jrnl. 8 Sept. 14/8 Marcello Mastroianni (who has porked up a bit lately..) turned up at the King's Club. 1993 S. KING Dolores Claiborne 44 She'd porked up a lot, you seewent from a hundred and thirty or so in the early sixties to a hundred and ninety. 2002 Times (Nexis) 27 Jan. (Features section) 3 In Circle of Friends she porked up to play a mildly lardy wench.
b. to pork out: to eat gluttonously, gorge oneself (on). Cf. PIG v. 4.
1979 Barnard Bull. (Barnard Coll., Columbia Univ., N.Y.) 15/1 (advt.) Porking out on cookie sales at the campus grocery. 1985 Los Angeles Times (Electronic ed.) 29 Nov., When people are through porking out, that's when we start getting the paramedic calls. 1999 J. COPE Repossessed 20 We porked out on home-made chocolate chip cookies and sweet apple pies.
3. slang (orig. U.S.).
a. intr. To engage in sexual intercourse.
1968 C. F. BAKER et al. College Undergraduate Slang Study (typescript), Pork, have sexual intercourse. 1972 G. LUKAS et al. Amer. Graffiti (film script) 76 They're porking in the weeds. 1997 Esquire Oct. 27/1 There was a time..when the president could pork with impunity without anyone making a federal case out of it. 2004 Daily Star (Nexis) 4 May, Me and your bruv have been porking for months.
b. trans. Of a man: to engage in sexual intercourse with. Cf. PORK n.1 1d.
1978 C. MILLER National Lampoon's Animal House (screenplay) 11 Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond? 1984 E. JONG Parachutes & Kisses vi. 98 That did not mean he did not have other problems far worse than the dark compulsion to pork males. 2002 Total Film Mar. 56/1 Getting in lots of brawls, swashing buckles and porking chambermaids.
4. intr. U.S. Polit. To load (a federal spending bill, etc.) with (esp. unnecessary) items intended to direct funds to favoured districts or causes; cf. PORK n.1 1b. Chiefly with up.
1987 Congress. Q. Weekly Rep. 24 Oct. 2591/3, I don't blame people for porking if there's an opportunity to pork. 1992 Milwaukee (Wisconsin) Sentinel (Electronic ed.) 16 Mar. 9A, Instead of ‘porking up’ the budget bill with hundreds of controversial issues and special-interest favors, they actually set most of those changes aside for separate action. 2002 BusinessWeek 23 Dec. 41/1 If the cardinals, known for porking up pet projects, don't hold the line on discretionary spending in 2003, the Right will go after them.

Eating meat seems so primitive now.