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no way not on first offense. they're just trying to scare him, I'm sure. he just needs to not say anything that criminally implicates him.
my friends girl just got out this week. she had been in for about 3 months for some bogus junkie check scams. she'll most likely get 3 years probation and they caught her red-handed. again, I'm assuming that being a law student, he doesn't have a long history with the other side of the law and he didn't kill/rob/rape/sell weight. |
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holy shit i just lold
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I thought with the gravity of situation, I would forgo the Sesame Street version.
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haha, thank you for being so considerate
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I had to proof that post 5 times, I thought I typed "gravy of the situation"
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being a wee bit on the inebriated side, i read it as gravy and also lol'd at that
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double bonus
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its weird having one beer really affect me and i feel stupid and awful for drinking it
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Don't feel bad...I really want a bottle of bum wine.
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screwdriver ftw
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oh man, yum
or what i call the killer.. gin vodka tequila ginger ale and a bit of squeezed lime and orange- its so good |
From the recipe, that seems like it'll fuck you up.
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thats the point!
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I really want to make this:
Cape Fear Punch Ingredients For the base: 750 ml rye whiskey 750 ml water 1/2 cup Demerara sugar 3 bags green tea 375 ml rum 375 ml Cognac 4 whole lemons For the punch: 2 small oranges, thinly sliced 4 small lemons, thinly sliced 2 (750 ml) bottles sparkling wine or Champagne 1 liter seltzer or sparkling water Ice block Freshly grated nutmeg Directions For the base: Pour the rye whiskey into a 4-quart container. Fill the now empty rye whiskey bottle with water, pour into an electric kettle, and bring to a boil. Add the sugar and stir until the temperature drops to 190 degrees F. Place the tea bags in the kettle and steep for 3 minutes. Add the tea, rum, and Cognac to the whiskey. Peel the zest from the lemons, being careful to remove the white pith. Wrap the lemon bodies in plastic wrap and reserve in the refrigerator. Add the lemon zest to the mixture, and stir to combine. Cover and refrigerate overnight. For the punch: Strain the base into a large punch bowl. Juice the reserved lemon bodies and add to the punch bowl. When ready to serve, add the oranges, lemons, sparkling wine, and seltzer water; stir to combine. Add the ice block and serve with freshly grated nutmeg. |
i want to make that and gulp it down, holy shit.
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Yeah, I'm probably going to need some of that fairly soon.
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you and me both
a glass of scotch sounds really good for when the mad men season premiere airs. as does a clove cigarette but thats neither here nor there. i could smell cloves all day |
Vat 69...only right.
Right now, I'm enjoy a Coca-Cola...in a glass bottle. |
i have a diet dr pepper to get over a sick caffeine headache i've had all day
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Clove cigs are banned now :(
I've been using Burt's Bees Medicated...it has clove oil and is awesome. |
no way! my boyfriend used to buy the best smelling black clove cigarettes and despite him smoking i loved the smell on him. ugh. i never got into smoking but cloves are fantastic.
i just keep a jar of them handy for the smell. i have weird senses and smelling something good can brighten my day. |
Cloves are just awesome.
Yeah, the smoking ban on flavors except menthol includes kreteks too. I think it's kind of dumb banning those. |
i cant believe i didnt hear this. personally i think it's rather silly.
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I can't get podie tie outta my head. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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what is podie tie?
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btw sorry i didnt call, i'm just stammering like fuck all and just cant get in an actual speaking mood.
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It's like a half windsor, except you use a length of twizzlers instead of a necktie.
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ah! a genius idea
i could go for a twizzler right now. oh my god and sweetarts. when i'm pregnant i think all i'm going to eat is candy and chocolate covered bacon. i know it. |
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It's all good. I'm kind of angry anyway. All my friends (but you and like one... well, no, nevermind, just you) are pissing me the fuck off about something or other. Josh - please demonstrate |
I wish I could, but I have no twizzlers.
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eee wubzee pa pa podie tieeee
I'm bored |
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Fucking hipster scum
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srsly, wtf is that thing?
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Bad 1981 fashion in 2009
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I can't tell if it's a chick with a stache or a dude with a girlish figure
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I'm sure it's totally the boyfriend of the chick.
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I feel like I'm gonna puke
I dunno if it's cause of the hipster or not |
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