His offer seems to be reserved for those who "have no suitable target upon which to bestow [tokens of affection]."

Not for whores like you.

Oh, snap!

Better still, just post your address here and see what appears on your door mat.

Wet chocolate from James Blonde.

i wont ask.

He will have held the chocolate in his mouth for a very short time to soften it up for his special lady. As a consequence it will be slightly wet.

imagine kising someone with a mouth full of chocolate.

mmmmmm, double the pleasure.

Nope. Not in the context he used it in :). He was reffering to a physical valentine

True that. I thought you were referring to the first use. Carry on.

...sure, if you dont mind waiting til mid-October...thats when i get back to the states....

great, you just managed to remind me of yet-another moronically instituted mass holiday i had already effectively forgotten. i don't care for artificially-instituted bullshit fests.

with the exception of halloween, of course. that's my weak spot. getting plastered in costumes while performing mock devil worhipping, well, that's definitely fun.

plannin' on not celebrating it with my significant other. we'll totally ignore each other for every waking hour of that day.

its true that you should show you love and that you care all the time.

I love you Jon Boy. And I care.

If you love somebody for real,anniversaries and all that stuff don't matter at all.Also,the whole romantic gibberish that couples put themselves through on Valentine's Day can be spread throughout the year but in a more personal and sincere way.I dunno, i find most other couples naff all the time.

I agree. But as Kegmama said earlier in the thread, woe betide any guy who doesn't do SOMETHING for his lady on Valentines Day.

no way man, if you love someone truly you ENJOY any and all opportunities to show that love, whether it is a very inexpensive picnic (I have done that when broke) or a flower or whetver, and anniversaries do matter. our time keeping is cyclical, and a year is a year, the earth went around the sun again, and it is nice to see those years build up with someone you love.

valentine's Day has become a hallmark day, it used to be a saint's feast day, for saint valentine, but it is what you make of it.

trust me, no amtter how HARD or PUNK or JADED or heroined out your woman is, she will appreciate a kind something on valentine's day.

and she may let you rimjob her as a kicker.

Do chicks typically object to this?