You deserved what you got after what you did with that bikini wax, you horrid cow!

You're just jelous that you can't master nail polishing the way i do,bitch!Everyone round here knows what happened to your 'New York Nails' salon in Harlsden.Failed!Miserably!

I always suspected your constant typos were due to a fear of chipping. I knew you were a queen, but your vanity disgusts me.

And who are you then?

Yeah, go girl! Give that kroppy what she deserves!

Are you taking sides just because you can't defend yourself?Wuss!

I've had enough of this, I'm going to go and read Jordan's orto... awto... awtobograf... book.

Is this your feeble attempt at picking a fight? Bitch.

You haven't mentioned how much you pay for a haircut, Miss Ated. You're always very well groomed, I imagine that you probably go to Vidal Sassoon. Is that right?

Pfft. Divulge, and destroy the persona I've created of careless, natural beauty?

Truthfully, as I have perpetually horrible hair, when I even bother getting it cut, it's for $12.95. I strive to become the modern economical fashion icon.

That truncated bitch surely knows nothing about hairdressing.When i asked her to re-model my little brother's hair she came up with this :


Proof that hanging around that Clone guy isn't doing her any good,after all.

You lying sow. I distinctly recall you whining about not being able to achieve that kind of feathering on your own hair.

Right, this isn't nearly as humorous as you and sonicl arguing. Resume, please.

Good, now clear the air of your cheap imitation of a Dior perfume, i have work to do.

I'm bored with arguing. Would you like to borrow my copy of this week's Heat, the celebrity magazine, Sarramkrop? There's a very good article on Victoria Beckham's inability to stop looking like she suffers badly with piles.

I don't care about the state of my hair
I got something out of nothing
That just wasn't there
And yr kiss kiss kiss
Is never gonna blow me away


posting in an epic thread!

its a quality read.