one of my favourite retarded customers once asked me why dont we arrange the music by insrtument instead of by alphabet and in categorize such as pop rock , country etc. and along the same lines i once had a customer ask why arent the movies arranged by actor instead of being in categorizes like drama i fucking hate people

Haha, why don't you recomend them wolf eyes?

Yeah, I once had a customer tell me if we can cut his cheesecake, I told him we don't do that. He got all pissy about it, and said how was he going to cut it. I laughed.

sounds like a nabokov novel. independent stores are great but they are threatened by the internet in a big way.

i doubt we carry it you know what really pisses me off about my store is the fact we have every single lindsey lohan and hillary duff cd but we only have sonic nurse and rather ripped and those two i had to have special ordered into the store so we could carry them you'd figure at a bookstore we'd get more intellectual people who are into sy rather than teeny bopper shite

yeaa but these stores see to do pretty well and theyre cds are alot cheaper than b and n even with my employee discount this store called stinkweeds is still wicked cheaper

Well since tower is out of bussiness B&N and borders are the only music selection there is.

borders has a much better music selection i actually had to choose between working at borders or b and n i choose b and n cuz its like a 10-15minute walk from my house

I am within 3 minutes away from my job.

thats sweet i like working close in case the piece o shit car breaks down and i have to walk but its still a bitch whenits 115 out

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i would faint riding a bicycle in 115 degree weather im pale pale as milk i wasnt meant to be in the desert. i feel bad for the mormons who wear dress shirts and ties and pants and go riding aorund on bikes trying to convert people

man i just took my sleeping pills i hope i dont have the freaky dreams i have when i take them its fucking weird

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fuck cowboys!!!

brokeback style??

i didnt mean literally i hate people in arizona who think that they are cowboy for the simple fact that they wear ten gallon hats and drive elevated pick up trucks cuz they have small penis'

the other day a walking cliche came into my work i just started laughing so hard people thought i was crazy it was this guy with an american flag that was made into a button down shirt and he was wearing a cowboy hate and he comes into music and asks me "where's y'alls country music?"

holy ass. that can't be real. it's the stuff of nighmares.

yea it was insane at first i thought i was tripping but he was real. the best was the other day im riding the bus with my friend james and i guess in phx we kinda give off a gay vibe even though hes married and im straight but i guess its the art thing any way this guy probably 24 or 25 comes up to us and says "so what are y'all fags doing on the bus?" and i looked him square in the eye gave him my crazy smile and said we are on the way to fuck your father he was fucking freaked out i love freaking cowboys out it so easy