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porkmarras 05.01.2006 05:28 AM

Fit members of the forum for sex,sy chats and possible romance

ps:No time wasters please

Trasher02 05.01.2006 06:13 AM

wow
this thread blows!:D

elix it 05.01.2006 09:13 AM

None of you fuckers, you all bore me.

Of course, for the exception of the following:

khchris
atari
tomgilbert
Savage Clone

I'm forgetting a few...

!@#$%! 05.01.2006 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khchris(original)
I would like to meet:

Truncated-to see if she's as ugly online as she is in person.
!@#$%-to see if they "stack shit that high..."
Tesla69-to see if he ever gets any rest.
chabib-talk art & politix.

Too many to name...


ha ha ha ha ha

we must have hurt his feelings...

funny, i don't want to meet you---even as a curiousity. pathological minds are quite depressing and i don't have the proper training. have a nice life khchris...

Glice 05.01.2006 10:12 AM

I don't want to meet any of you. I have a life, and this weekend I received fellatio from an actual girl.

I can only imagine conversations with you losers going along the lines of, "gee, sonic youth are good, aren't they?" "Yup, they sure are. I really like 'em. Do you like 'em?" "Yeah, I really like 'em. They're really neat." "Yeah, I agree..."

Seriously though, that's not interesting in the slightest, is it? No, it isn't. It's just gay.

Exceptions: anyone female and sexually active, preferably brunette and around the age of 17.

porkmarras 05.01.2006 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
I don't want to meet any of you. I have a life, and this weekend I received fellatio from an actual girl.

I can only imagine conversations with you losers going along the lines of, "gee, sonic youth are good, aren't they?" "Yup, they sure are. I really like 'em. Do you like 'em?" "Yeah, I really like 'em. They're really neat." "Yeah, I agree..."

Seriously though, that's not interesting in the slightest, is it? No, it isn't. It's just gay.

Exceptions: anyone female and sexually active, preferably brunette and around the age of 17.

Does this mean glice that before the last weekend you used to receive fellatio from inflatable dolls?

Glice 05.01.2006 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
Does this mean glice that before the last weekend you used to receive fellatio from inflatable dolls?


Inflatable dolls, tramps, railings, holes in brick walls, stray dogs... it's all good baby.

porkmarras 05.01.2006 11:04 AM

i didnt know that tramps give good head

HaydenAsche 05.01.2006 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
I don't want to meet any of you. I have a life, and this weekend I received fellatio from an actual girl.

I can only imagine conversations with you losers going along the lines of, "gee, sonic youth are good, aren't they?" "Yup, they sure are. I really like 'em. Do you like 'em?" "Yeah, I really like 'em. They're really neat." "Yeah, I agree..."

Seriously though, that's not interesting in the slightest, is it? No, it isn't. It's just gay.

Exceptions: anyone female and sexually active, preferably brunette and around the age of 17.


I want to meet you.:(

Savage Clone 05.01.2006 11:34 AM

They do have less teeth....

Everyneurotic 05.01.2006 11:37 AM

i didn't know how hated i was in this board

fuck you assholes!!

!@#$%! 05.01.2006 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
I don't want to meet any of you. I have a life, and this weekend I received fellatio from an actual girl.

I can only imagine conversations with you losers going along the lines of, "gee, sonic youth are good, aren't they?" "Yup, they sure are. I really like 'em. Do you like 'em?" "Yeah, I really like 'em. They're really neat." "Yeah, I agree..."

Seriously though, that's not interesting in the slightest, is it? No, it isn't. It's just gay.

Exceptions: anyone female and sexually active, preferably brunette and around the age of 17.


(almost) best post ever! i agree with porkmarras that the suction action must not happen very often if you are compelled to announce it, but whatever, congratulations :D

your post was hilarious anyway. for the record, i've met kegmama, evil nerd (he hasn't been around for a bit), naomi, patrick & jenn-- very cool people! the last 3 rode in the back of my car & were very funny & cool to hang out with. also stood right next to rock y at a show without knowing who he was-- good neighbor, friendly and relaxed, & took great pics of noise against fascism.

but realities aside, your post is fucking funny as hell-- best of the thread. i'm going to slap your ass just for that :D

(but no, i dont want to meet you, you might have terrible breath or who knows, worse...)

Savage Clone 05.01.2006 12:19 PM

I wouldn't get in your car on a bet.
Not even on a triple dog dare.

!@#$%! 05.01.2006 12:32 PM

hah hah, yes, i might kill & sell you to the nearest chinese restaurant

Savage Clone 05.01.2006 12:36 PM

Nice edit, genius.

!@#$%! 05.01.2006 12:37 PM

thanks, grasshopper :D

(see? i edited again)

Rob Instigator 05.01.2006 01:06 PM

I want to meet


SHENTOV! My main Bulgarian bad-ass! we should hook up in Bulgaria and blast forth some ROCK SKRONK!!!!

I'd like to meet any and all sonic youth fanatics really.
last time sonic youth played in houston texas I had contacted deadbilly and jabbablaster and the other houston board memebers and we had all planned to meet up at the show and talk and shit.
well, I go to the show, I do not see them. I start rocking. I do not see them. I keep rocking harder and harder, and I do not see them. th show ends, I wipe the dripping dream sweat from my face from rocking so hard, and I leave. the next day they all tell me online that they were scared to come up to me because I looked scary and drunk beyond words. I was SOBER. CLEAN! no intoxicants whatsoever! Not even a little weed!!! I am older than them (30 at the time) and they were not up to coming up to me. they knew my face but I did not know theirs. sooooo, all in all, I have never had the pleasure of meeting any of you.

but it would be my pleasure! I ama complete gentleman. I gots lots f great records to listen to. I got three couches and a queen size futon!

ha ha ha!!!!!

for real!

SONIC LIFE!!!

Glice 05.01.2006 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
I want to meet you.:(


Alright, so I want to meet you, but only because I really, really love being a prick-tease to fags, gets all of my frustration at women out of my system.

HaydenAsche 05.01.2006 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
Alright, so I want to meet you, but only because I really, really love being a prick-tease to fags, gets all of my frustration at women out of my system.


Yes!

schizophrenicroom 05.01.2006 03:59 PM

glice- about 17? how old are you?


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