how do you get the streaks into the pie?

Edit biatchh* steak

when you mentioned it i thought british food was actually worse than its already awful reputation

It is.

Its reputation would be worse, but a lot of the critics die from botulism.

Can I ask what have Americans contributed food wise?

who gives a shit about american contributions to food? (north america anyway). unless you're counting native foods (some quite delicious), it's all imports.

there's thai, indian, french, italian, burmese, latin american (many different kinds including mexian), chinese, ethiopian, etc-- but i've never heard of a "british food craze" though--ever :p

The food really isn't all that bad. You should eat it sometime, it has to be made by moi though.

who is moi? your maori manservant?

No, it's the gimp that lives in my basement. He's a fuggin good cook, his eccles cakes are just to die for. His crumpets aren't up to scratch but i'll beat him up a few more times then the crumpets'll taste good.

I knew he was a pretentious little bastard. He reads 'n stuff too.

oh my. the fruits of slave labor. i shan't taste them.

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so british food is worse than i thought, after all.

No no food from a servent tastes better than you could imagine. A sunday roast with eccles cakes after it, nothing beats it.

what type of meat goes into a "sunday roast"? when you say "food from a servent [sic]" you mean they are the ones who go on the fire every weekend? if so, would you say that the penis meat tastes best?

You've no idea what a sunday roast is? That's it, you've no right to criticise on food if you don't know what one is.

Sunday Roast!

Between that and church, Sunday could be the worst day of the week.

yes, but what about the penis meat? (i have no idea either) how do you consume it?

Well we feed that part to the women seing as they're morally inferior and all. Real men don't eat that part. *Strikes Manowar pose*

They seem like they might like to eat that part.