well we have a really odd friendship/relationship
and she is sorta seeing someone else at the moment, jsut seeing though, not actually dating

she is like a cute not so sex icon version of betty boop

I just repped all over this thread.

does anyone have some tissue?

it's ok.

I don't think that I'm contagious.

I'll just use my sleeve.

what is it about yr office that messes up yr hair??

don't be sad, I repped you too.

sad girls are the chink in my emo_armor. :(

hope you start having a better day / night.

Racist.

I wondered who would be the first to reply with that.

kudos.



I'd attempt to come up with a snappy retort, but I just had a traumatising experience.

my father-in-law made me take my pants off.

"sorry, we aren't THAT close", I said; but he insisted. he's a hard man to argue with, so I did what I was told.

:(

true story.

poser.

that may be the very first time I've been called that! :D

I can't even argue it. I'm not really an evil robot (hellbent on yr destruction) and sad girls prevent me from keeping the act up.

I'm a sucker for chivalry.

i too enjoy cheering sad girls up....as long as they are naked during their period of sadness

now that I've been exposed as a fraud, I need a new schtick.

my choices are:

1. Fearless Vampire Killer
2. Enraged Mutant Scientist
3. Vengeful Poltergeist
4. Schizophrenic Kung Fu Sensei
5. Real_Life_Canadian

any suggestions?

I'm really at a loss here, the brown recluse venom coursing through my veins is preventing me from making a solid decision.

I don't know about you, but Real_Life_Canadians scare the bejeezus out of me.

one look into their glassy eyes can cause FATAL paralysis.

surely you know this! the greeks practically invented the method.

I don't understand.

would you like some pie, sir?

that's not drama, that's fucking horror. i'm going to step out & vomit now--

i am jesus.

drama.

You can't do this to me! :mad:

i'm not much of a salesman, but i'll give drama a shot

and to love: a god
and to fear: a flame
and to burn a crowd that has a name
and to right or wrong
and to meek or strong
it is known, just scream it from the wall

I've willed, I've walked, I've read
I've talked, I know, I know,
I've been here before

hey, now we won't be raped
hey, now we won't be scarred like that

it's the sun that burns
it's the wheel that turns
it's the way we sing that makes 'em dream
and to Christ: a cross
and to me: a chair
I will sit and earn the ransom from up here

Shush Virgin Mary.

it's spelled sushi