Thinking I'm glad I'm not a biker whose penis was struck by lightning.

masturbating onto a sheet of cookie dough thats about to go in the oven

Are you going to add chocolate chips to it?

fuck im hungry and bored

chochlate chips are already in it.
good news! its done!

by the way, im trying to make a gif (i think thats what it is)
a constant loop of two pictures so i can turn it in to an avatar for this site.
how do i do that

Stuggling to get up so I can pick up my new ipod in town. Think I might get a mcdonalds breakfast whilst there even though I'm skint.

Got up miracolously early and I'm making breakfast for myself and my boyfriend.

getting annoyed again that my weekend seems like will be like every other weekend
friends canceling plans on me
no friends to go out with
friends not inviting me
gah it sucks
i didnt think i was a bad person, i didnt htink i was someone people didnt want to hang out with

what time is it there

welcome to the new reality brother

6 pm

welcome? welcome to it?
i built this reality, i am the architect of this reality

are you sure about that?

you designed for yourself to get ditched in this reality?

seems like something i would do

im the one locked out of my own computer, ill do what i want
i run this place
im the business man and you are just my paper

ohohohohohohok.
what ehehehehehever youhoohoohoo sahahahahahahay

nursing a bit of a hangover and contemplating giving myself another one tommorow.

my sunday morning will be quite unhealthy no doubt but mashed potatoes in the afternoon will help.

potatoes make everything ok. take it easy.

i still have a headache
i am even dirtier today but i dont think ill take a shower
i dont know what im going to do today, but its nicer than the last few days so there are more possibilities.
but i dont have any good ideas.
im sitting on a chair listening to some noise

about to hop in the shower
meeting some people up for dinner