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what do you think I am??
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arrgghh!!!!
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Does the size of a gentleman's cock really matter on a forum? That is the question.
(Hamlet was misquoted, apparently) |
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since I have no fingers, it's the only way I can type, so, yes. as long as it's "long enough to reach the keyboard". |
luckily he has a needle point.
while his girth is worthy, he has a cock head like a garbanzo bean.  |
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You can call it a Lacanian phallus if it makes you more comfortable. |
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O (That's a great one for all you intellectuals out there, for the others it probably just looks like I have run out of witticisms. I have not.) |
Big O, little o?
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...cardboard box?
(Big O) |
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 i will have to point out that "O" (or more accurately "A" as in Autre) refers to the big other, not the symbolic phallus. the symbolic phallus is represented by uppercase phi  and the imaginary phallus by lowercase phi  as in this diagram of sexual difference:  ...which should be self-explanatory. hope that clears some things up. |
good job, watson.
now let's get back to the lab. |
...what, so you can shoot up more cocaine?
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This is a post so entirely brilliant I'm very nearly jealous. Kudos. |
and the french call it "le petit Morte" (the little death, so named for the belief that the heart stops beating at the moment of orgasm, which is bullshit.)
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this thread has suffered a horrible death. o well...
on a totally unrelated note here's something better |
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papa likes! |
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Glice's kudos echoed. Bravo. Though I was referencing the Lacanian reading of Ophelia in Hamlet... |
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Did you get that from watching Bride of Chucky? |
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they talk about orgasms in bride of chucky??? ha! I wold like to say I got that from repeated experiments involving willing females and a stethascope, but I'd be lying. reading, it does a body good. |
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