"Hey demon, you fancy running naked in the rain now?"
"Not now love, can't you see I'm being given a BJ? You can put the kettle on though - I'll have a tea, white, two sugars."

i like blowjobs but i just find them too slow to be anything more that foreplay

turning 17 in a couple of weeks, haven't had yet.

don't care, develop a personality

i havnt had sex since may when i met up with an ex girlfriend and fucked blind. but, my parents through my brother a graduation party at our house, and all thse kinky prep school girls were over. i totally scumbagged it out. took one in the laundry room, ate her pussy, and got a wonderful blowjob, she had nice technique. nice girl. pretty havard was her name. then her pussy ex boyfriend started crying to her (literally, crying) and cock blocked me. so, i goit ditched. at the end of the night, i was piss drunk, and almost gave up, then this sluttastic girl (not attractive at all, way to williung to please, you know the type) just drags me into my bedrrom, takes off her top, and i get anpther blowjob. i put on the rubber, and thats when she tops, "i just met you, im not gonna sleeo with you" blah blah. i told her to get out of my bed and join the party so i could sleep, and she refused. i was like jesus chruist. i ended up having to sleep on the couch. and since then, no blow jobs, no sex, no nothing. this is the longest ive gone without vagincal intercourse since i lost my virginity when i was 16. im jackin off once or twice daily, pathetic.

i like to 69.....

sex is for dicks and pussies!!!!!

Yeah, 69's are great.

I don't like it when someone uses a cock ring.

those things look hideous, i'd never use one

also, it doesn't bother me really, i think it tends to bother girls more because they think i must not be that turned on or whatever.

why so bitter and aggressive lately?

They make someone's cock look deformed. I also don't like the idea of foreign objects being present during sex. I'm pretty vanilla like that.

Things like fisting, double anal penetration etc do nothing for me at all. I've seen this stuff on porn, and it either amuses or bores me.

What's double anal penetration? Is it like being spit-roasted?

two cocks in one hole. there's also double vaginal.

That sounds really painful.

There's double fisting porn vids around, but don't want to see those at all. Just imagining the goings-on is enough.

I like the idea of punch-fucking. The reality of it I don't want to know.