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MellySingsDoom 08.04.2008 06:31 PM

Title - "The Palace of Trash"
The idea - Everyone on the SY Board gors to London's Trash Palace and causes mayhem.
Director - Alex's Trip
Producer - Kegmama (she'd keep everyone in line) and Toilet and Bowels (ditto)
Scriptwriter - Glice and jennthebenn
Music - Me and Sarram (imgaine the arguments with us 2 in the same room!)
DJ - cryptoguy
Singing - schizogirl
Stars - Cantanky, girlgun, Nefeli, demonrail, floatingslowly and mangajunky
Supporting cast - everyone else

MellySingsDoom 08.05.2008 12:25 AM

*waits impatiently for the start of filming "Palace Of Trash"*

Cantankerous 08.05.2008 12:27 AM

protagonist exits grocery store

protagonist enters parking lot to see people in parking space instead of cars

said people are all wearing patent leather shoes and bunny rabbit heads and having sex

end of film

MellySingsDoom 08.05.2008 12:31 AM

^^^Cut. Print. Oscars galore!

DeadDiscoDildo 08.05.2008 12:40 AM

"Will Smith fails. World perishes. But we are truly saved."


THERE.

Actually, I never read the first post and didn't realize there was a limit. I love a challenge.

MellySingsDoom 08.05.2008 12:45 AM

"Al Pacino gets eaten by giant erotic panda bear.

The end"

Cantankerous 08.05.2008 12:46 AM

protagonist goes to doctor

protagonist gets prostate exam

an entire universe is discovered in protagonist's rectum

Sonic Youth 37 08.05.2008 12:47 AM

Being John Malkovich's Ass?

MellySingsDoom 08.05.2008 12:49 AM

Cantanky - In this universe, the classic Hawkind line-up are playing an hour-long version of "Silver Machine". There are Stacias everywhere grooving around, and everyone's ripped on Purple Haze LSD.

ALIEN ANAL 08.05.2008 01:46 AM

BADMINTON FISH

its a cartoon about a group of good for nothing fish that join a indoors badminton team and head to top of the league

along the way they come across some pretty silly characters such as Permanent Pedestrian

ALIEN ANAL 08.05.2008 02:57 AM

BILLY SKIDS AND THE BLACK BOYS

3 best friends embark on a journey to the center of a massive futuristic shopping mall

Bertrand 08.05.2008 04:03 AM

I like the Cantankerous flick and it makes 10 words.

Mine :

Crying nosebleeding girl. Blood reaches ceiling. Whole crying family drowns.

Everyneurotic 08.05.2008 05:06 PM

guy argues that album sucks, other guy disagrees. lasts 4hours.

MellySingsDoom 08.05.2008 05:08 PM

Kangaroo discovers cure for terminal fuckwittedness. Saves world. The End.

Everyneurotic 08.05.2008 05:12 PM

kangaroo movies are not to make a revival after some 20 years, when the new wave of dog movies becomes stale and that's very unlikely.

demonrail666 08.05.2008 05:15 PM

Shark kills woman, small town panics, but doesn't close beach, gets cop to kill shark with a fisherman and a marine biologist. Shark dies. Minimal soundtrack.

acousticrock87 08.05.2008 05:15 PM

Young children on shrooms take over the neighborhood. In 3D.

MellySingsDoom 08.05.2008 05:16 PM

Everyneurotic - Alright then, howsabout this:

Kangaroo joins Whitehouse. Kicks William Bennett to death. The End.

Everyneurotic 08.05.2008 05:17 PM

dog movies are the new avant garde transgression wave.

MellySingsDoom 08.05.2008 05:17 PM

^^^Un Chien Andalou, anyone?


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