Excuses, excuses...

you must spread some head and shoulders around before giving some to cantankerous again.

Yeeaahh, my best friend out drinks all our guy friends.

And don't you be thinking she's butch or anything. She's pretty small.

my bad.

There's always one tiny girl in any group of girls that can drink like a motherfucker. Always.

i'm the skinniest but i'm also one of the tallest.

Melly advice no. 10,000: NEVER challenge a girl who drinks Guinness to a drink-off - I remember doing that once in my first job, and remember well falling off the bar stool at least twice, having to leg it to the toilet to "recover", and then having to get the booze in for the rest of the evening. Ah, memories :)

I've never met an actual girl who drinks Guinness.

Internet girls are not real.

Ha ha ha ha oh dear wait till Cantankers sees this gem ha ha ha ha etc

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you need to get out more

I think that was taken a bit too seriously.

I just mean none of the girls I know drink Guinness, and it's a sad thing.

i know girls who drink guiness.

I guess.

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I go to bars that sell good beer for cheap.

beer is overrated.

But not $3 long island's or AMF's.

That's beside the point.

Long Island = Least favorite drink.