Issues?

How 'bout a tissssssooooo !!!!!!!!!



She'd certainly help.

Am I though?

I seem like such a failure@!



EDIT: GREAT and I STILL can't get rid of these fucking hiccups!@ blah
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I dunno, might be what I'd say but you shouldn't trust my dour put downs, certainly the agencies and people I keep getting sent to bizarrely presume enourmous abilities on my part but eventually give up and send me somewhere else.
And I can't honestly say the jobs avilable to someone with no skills, abilities, training, VCE certificate, etc - and no chace of obtaining them - are especially thrilling.

I have a personality crisis!

i mixed a bunch of different internet remedies and found one that works for me everytime

sit down on yr ass, and then spread yr legs as wide a you can and lean forward bringing yr chest close to the floor,stay like that... and then inhale until yr lungs are full and then without exhaling breathe in a few more puffs of air until you can't take anymore, and then hold it as long as you can and exhale.

that's the only thing that's ever worked for me, a few times i had hiccups for a couple days straight and couldn't get rid of them, but after i started doing that they go away instantly

why did you not get yr vce? that isnt really the end all though. lots of people have not all the required skills before they start a job. As long as you can learn. Thought about gonig back to study something else though?

when I get the hiccups, I also get tiny burps. I hiccup, then burp. Hiccup, then burp. Until they go away. :(

'cause I was shit at it and at every other year so starting in May 2004 - five years ago now - didn't go back and stayed in bed for a couple months catching up on years of lost sleep.
And I wouldn't even know how or where to start or what to start at, let alone getting the skills for said mystery job. And what would I study? How? I'd fail that.
I'm just fucked.

melodrama & self-pity

w00p!

You know what's not an issue??!?!?!?!? MY SONIC YOUTH TICKET!!! I'm buying it todeh.

phew, you people have issues.

Not anymore....I got my SY ticket.

Big Issue!...Big Issue!.....Big Issue sir?...Big Issue!