^^^ says the guy who brings up "mindflayers".

and....just because I like nerd things, doesn't mean I a-----nevermind. I'm not fooling anybody here.

hahah. i know. lucky son of a bitch.

(I was claiming no superiority in nerdly realms; frankly, I think it's amazing that most of this board seem to have been able to lose their virginity)

well can you blame them! look how cute you are, and smart too

Hmm...that sounds eerily like someone trying to charm the..gasp!...pants off of me.

:)

beware 'the spare room'.

Rape is not losing ones virginity, imo.

but you do take it serisously.....

EVOLghost! NOOOO!!!!

So who here knows about Pillowpants?

I've got a sock in mine, does that count? it feels real soft. soft enough to sleep on imo.

What about an aluminum foil covered cucumber?

make it vinyl, and you've got a deal.

Seriously?? Because...



And these are issues I am planning on trying to fix as a line of work when I'm older. I'm going to college to be an Environmental Lawyer. I have a feeling that depending on how the 27 billion dollar lawsuit against Texaco goes in Ecuador there's going to be a huge demand for people like me in the next few years... which is perfect.

Don't be so quick to make assumptions.. You have no idea how much of my life I'm devoting to "crying" about this situation... through lawyer jargon in court rooms with a straight face.

OH MY GOD, ARE YOU STILL ON ABOUT THIS?

I never got a chance to reply to what you said. this is the first day that i've been on the boards since i posted that.

and how exactly was i not supposed to reply to that 'nobody wants to hear you cry shit. youre not gonna do anything about. rahrahraraharhrahrahrharhahrhahrhabitchbitchbitchb itchpissmoanpissmoanpissmoan' rant???

Like this:

tounge my clit.