2100/9000/whatever. I come from a time after yr's. a time run by insurance companies and game shows.

i have found gatorade prior to binge drinking will kill a hangover. i should wear a helmet during contact sports IN bars and i tip like a bitch... that's why i'm taken care of during my binge drinking. and tornadoes are awesome. i have decided, however, that we mispronounce schedule.

repeat after me: SUPERRR NOVAAA. no no no not supa nover. SUPERRR NOVAAA.

let's try OBAMA. no, good gawd, not obomber. this just isn't going to work.

you should always wear a helmet, retard.

i better go clean the toilet now like the bitch boy i am.

har.

^^^ the result of getting up to get a drink. I did not post that. hijackers on the loose. LET'S ROLL.

excuse: "I called me a name". is nothing sacred?

i once enthralled an entire roomfull of ohioans by managing to make the words 'marry', 'mary' and 'merry' sound different from one another.

I've never ever heard an English person pronounce Obama '"obomber". O'barma maybe, (which is how I say it) but never "Obomber"

And where the fuck in the world is "Eye-Rack"?

hahah i say eye rack. i'm a full on okie piece of shit though. i even say ya'll. and yeah it's not y'all... because it is ya all. it isn't uncommon to hear me say fuck all ya'll. wow, that made my eyes cross. i do not sound remotely like say... reba or toby keith (both okies too)

i listen to BBC news every day and they say obomber!

yeah but the bbc aren't english, they're the bbc.

and see if you can say "mary", "marry" and "merry" without making them sound the same.

well i just did a mary et al performance for the bot and the answer is no. he laughed.

i just checked the social security statement the government sends out periodically.... the bot and i have paid in $120,000 (both our amounts together) since 1986 to medicare alone. we will never see a penny of that.

can you imagine if we'd invested that?

well obviously i can imagine that. i mean, my imagination is one of my only strengths. it is one of the reasons i am kept in a lock box in switzerland with access only to band webpages and photos of beautiful animals.

but if i may... dudes and super models, don't be investing unless you know what you're doing. that shit WILL vanish.

i heard about this guy named madoff. he's going to make me rich!

there's a nigerian guy i met online who's going to deposit over a half a million into my account and I get fifteen percent. he doesn't answer his emails but he's a prince or something, so i'm assuming he's busy.

at least nigerians can speak proper english.

run my jawa investors! run! they are onto you! FUCK Tittylane and its fucked up shit, fucking RUN - where? I don't fucking care. Freeze your cocks off in Hoth! Get into guttastic motels!

Fuck you!

Embarrasement is America's favorite passtime.

But even if we don't have as much money as before, we still've got the fucking nukes, man.