Duly noted.

duly noted? why, you wanna whip my ass or something?

I wanna put a butt plug with a ponytail on you satan.

No, I just think I am proving that I absolutely suck at talking dirty.


* emphasis that "suck" here means ineptitude and not any form of cunnilingus or fellatio.

you should get better, girls eat that shit up. seriously. dirty talk is just the best thing ever. and it's really easy. it just takes a little practice.

hahahaha. i'm down. i'll even put horse ears on.

Awesome, then I'll call you my pony and ride you as I spank your ass.

I giggle too much to talk dirty.

Just kidding, I can talk dirty with the best of them. But the temptation to play the prude in a thread like this is too great.

static: that sounds like so much fun
no seriously

man if i ever got drunk with you. shenanigans.



ip freely: you had me fooled there for a second.


i couldnt play the prude if i tried.

I would now like to engage in tactical contact with your corporeal person, if I may.

OH WAIT, let me wash my hands first.

If you ever down in L.A. or if I ever finally decide to move to NY. Let's get drunk. But I must warn you I can't drink for shit.

that's alright, i'll drink enough for the both of us and then we can run around naked and fuck the city up

hahahahahaha

Sounds like a plan. Well I am calling it a night. Going for a drive so i can smoke a ciggie. Then going to bed. Have a good one people.

goodnight sweet boy!

i forgot i started this thread. satan is hardfingcore.

mulitple orgasms for the win tho. fo sho!

yeeeeeaaaah. best part of being a chick.

my buttcheeks (heehee buttcheeks) used to be pasty white but now they're purple and bloody.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwzaifhSw2c

Man that YouTube link ain't of your buttcheeks.

I love CUUUUUUUM.
And precum.
And cuuuuuuuuuum.


Cumtinue.

I also love spanking.


And biting/sucking/nibbling/biting/biting/licking/biting.


I think this is one of the few times I've felt a little shy/embarrassed talking about sex.

^^luv that pic!




sometimes I'll get nasty with my belt