I don't know how far back to go to compile the average.

Of late, less than one a day based upon many days without thinking about that. I think about sexual relations more than I think about sex. It's neither old age nor Zen. Just wanting ecstasy to have it's place and not be a rut.

Which doesn't mean a fantasy or porn doesn't work, just that it isn't a necessity and some fantasies don't involve shooting a load. At least not at first...

what the fuck is sexual relations?

a funny term for fucking?

good fucking question

nah. Sex is fucking, fucking is sex. It's "making love" if you have a joint checking account or other financial entanglement.

Probably just all the acid I took in the '80s filtered through tonight's wine and weed into a romanticized vision of dolphins swimming though giant barnacles.

I'll shut up now before Glice neg reps me again...

making love is fucking too.

Absolutely. Just more expensive.

And a little watered down. at least in the traditional sense.

ahaha


i'm not the romance type...

Even with belts and candle wax it still costs more than prostitution.

I envy you. I couldn't get addicted to meth, but romance, I can't kick despite every possible reason staring me in the face.

I'm a hopeless romantic.
and I kind of hate it.

i love love. but i hate 'romantic' sex.

I'm not hopeless. I have this romantic hope that I'll come to my senses...

Anybody who'd have sex with one of the Romantics...

But seriously. If you and the person you love both love it, it's romantic whether you want it to be or not. If one of you loves it and the other isn't sure, that's a unrequited romance too. A romantic dinner followed by animal fucking is certainly "romantic sex".

a hottub with barely warm water and 437 severed cocks

whoa whoa whoa



we're not welsh, man

non

nope, she just loves kids and talks about being pregnant a lot. I think it's a sign. She's only 19.

Dump her!! It will only get worse