| Trasher02 |
11.30.2009 01:59 PM |
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Originally Posted by StevOK
My wife found this website yesterday. Total lulz.
http://godhatesgoths.com/
Also check out the other sites linked to this, like God Hates Retards.
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Holy shit, that was funny. I love how the page for goths begins with "Dear, Loser"
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Here is a brief list of people with known retardations throughout the ages, and their links to the evils of science, lust for power and the occult -
Julius Ceasar – Evil Dictator (Retardation – epilepsy)
Alexander the Great – Evil Dictator (Retardation – learning retardation)
Alexander Graham Bell – Evil Scientist / Inventor telephone (Retardation – learning retardation)
Albert Einstein – Evil Scientist, Satanist links, wrote ‘theory of relativity’. (Retardation - Aspergers Syndrome, autism, dyslexia)
Cyrus – Satanic King / major figure in the Satanic Islam religion (Retardation – learning retardation ADHD)
Muhammad – Evil Prophet of Satanic Islam religion (Retardation – learning retardation ADHD)
Genghis Khan – Evil Dictator (Retardation – learning retardation ADHD)
Isaac Newton – Scientist / Liar. Came up with the ‘theory’ of gravity. Gravity is a lie, the only force that prevents us from falling off the Earth is God’s will. (Retardation – epilepsy / stutter)
Archimedes – Evil scientist / Mathematician, invented the ‘Death Ray’ (Retardation – learning retardation ADHD)
Adolf Hitler – Evil Nazi Dictator, Bi-sexual and Goth Icon (Retardation – Parkinson’s disease)
John Lennon – Satanic recording artist, hated Christ (Retardation – learning retardation ADHD)
Elvis Presley – Satanic recording artist (Retardation – diabetes)
Stephen Hawking – Satanic Scientist, possible Anti-Christ. Well known for his ugly deformed appearance and his creepy robot voice, which terrifies children Worldwide. (Retardation – Motor Neuron Disease)
Ian Curtis – Satanic recording artist, Nazi sympathiser, committed suicide (Retardation –epilepsy)
Lord Byron – Poet, bi-sexual, practiced incest, obsessed with vampires (Retardation – epilepsy)
Nelson Rockefeller – Former President of the United States with liberal leanings, divorcee, fornicator (Retardation – dyslexia)
Anthony Kiedis – Satanic recording artist, pervert, cause riot in Woodstock ‘99 (Retardation – lisp)
Harriett Tubman – Satanic revolutionary, blasphemer (Retardation – narcolepsy)
Axl Rose – Satanic recording artist, drug abuse, evil lyrics inspired the Virginia Tech massacre. (Retardation – bi-polar disorder)
Werner Von Braun – Evil SS Nazi scientist. Moved to the USA and joined NASA, the Satanic Organization who faked the Moon landings (Retardation – learning retardation)
Steven Spielberg – Satanic film director, Directed ‘Close Encounters’, ‘ET’, and many other evil Science fiction films lying about Alien existence (Retardation – dyslexia)
Cher – Recording artist, divorcee, whore (Retardation – dyslexia)
Elton John – Fag recording artist (Retardation – epilepsy)
Ozzy Osbourne – Satanic recording artist, drug addict, eats live bats on stage, calls himself the ‘Prince of Darkness’ (Retardation – dyslexia)
Ronald Reagan – Former Satanic President of the United States, divorcee, fornicator (Retardation - Alzheimer's)
Walt Disney – Gay sympathiser, allows ‘Gay Days’ at his Satanic theme parks. (Retardation – dyslexia)
Richard Jobson – Satanic punk recording artist (Retardation – epilepsy)
Henry Winkler – Played perverted TV character ‘The Fonz’ (Retardation - dyslexia and dysgraphia)
Michael J Fox – Actor, best known from ‘Back to the Future’ films. (Retardation – Parkinson’s)
James Earl Jones – Actor. Voice of ‘Darth Vader’ in ‘Star Wars’ movies. (Retardation – stutter)
Isaac Asimov – Satanic Science fiction writer with links to Scientology (Retardation – autism)
Martin Scorsese – Violent film director. (Retardation – asthma)
Alice Cooper – Satanic recording Artist, prevents mice from solving mazes (Retardation – asthma)
Sylvester Stallone – Satanic actor started off as a hardcore porn star, later appeared in sick science fiction films such as Judge Dredd and Demolition Man (Retardation – facial paralysis, speech retardation)
Audre Lorde – Gay activist, gay poet, lesbian (Retardation – blind)
Judi Chamberlin – Mental Patient Activist (Retardation – clinical depression)
Harilyn Rousso – Disability Rights Activist (Retardation – retarded)
Meatloaf – Grotesquely fat Satanic recording artist, appeared in sick perverted bi-sexual film ‘Rocky Horror Picture show’, recorded ‘Bat out of Hell’. How does he know bats exist in Hell unless he has been there. (Retardation – diabetes)
Helen Keller – Heathen, Deaf/Blind Activist, woman’s rights activist, birth control supporter (Retardation – blind and deaf)
Hans Christian Anderson – Satanic writer of ‘Fairy’ tales, was actually a homosexual (Retardation – dyslexia)
Winston Churchill –Satanic Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, liberal, alcoholic (Retardation - speech impediment / stutter)
Henry Ford – Evil Scientist / inventor of the motor car. 1000s die every year in car accidents because of this man (Retardation – dyslexia)
Dr Temple Grandin – Evil Scientist (Retardation – autism)
Pythagoras – Evil scientist / Mathematician (Retardation – epilepsy)
Quentin Tarantino – Violent film director, his film ‘Natural Born Killers’ inspired Columbine (Retardation – dyslexia)
Marilyn Munroe – Actress, whore, adulteress (Retardation – stutter)
Christopher Reeve – Actor, played Superman in ‘Superman’ movies, brainwashing children into thinking a man could fly. (Retardation – paralysed)
Bret Michaels – Heavy metal recording artist, cross dresser, whore (Retardation – diabetes)
Leonardo da Vinci – Satanic artist and scientist, invented the bicycle, author of Satanic book ‘the Da Vinci Code’ (Retardation – dyslexia)
President Roosevelt – Satanic President of the United Stated, divorcee, fornicator (Retardation – paralysed)
Bruce Willis – Actor, in Satanic Sci-fi movies ‘Twelve Monkeys’, ‘Armageddon’ and ‘ The 5th Element’, and Satanic Horror ‘Sixth Sense’ about conversing with the dead (Retardation – stutter)
Napoleon – Evil Dictator / Revolutionary (Retardation – epilepsy)
Whoopi Goldberg – actress, played a psychic in ‘ghost’ - a film about conversing with spirits (Retardation – learning retardation)
Vladimir Ilyich Lenin – Evil Russian Dictator and communist (Retardation – epilepsy)
Michael Jackson – Recording artist, pedophile allegations. Famous for his ‘Thriller’ video about zombies. (Retardation - Skin pigment disorder Vitiligo)
Neil Young – Satanic recording artist (Retardation – epilepsy)
Thomas Alva Edison – Evil Scientist, inventor of lighbulb, cinema camera, record player. (Retardation – Deaf, learning retardation)
Isaac Newton – Satanic Scientist / Astronomer / Physicist (Retardation – learning retardation ADHD)
Rosa Luxemburg – Satanic Marxist / Philosopher / Revolutionary (Retardation – limp)
Che Guevara – Evil Left-wing revolutionary (Retardation – asthma)
Tom Cruise – Evil Scientologist. Played a vampire in ‘Interview with a Vampire’ (Retardation – severe dyslexia)
H.G. Wells – Author of Satanic Sci-fi book ‘War of the Worlds’ (Retardation – diabetic)
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