that's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

Actually, a while back I had quite the crush on Chris Habib. I knew where he lived, so I used to hang around outside his building, hoping to catch a glimpse, and perhaps get up the nerve to say hello.

This minor infatuation spun out of control shortly after, and needless to say, Chris did not appreciate the repetitive phone calls and unsolicited lingerie parcels. I eventually got help, and we worked it out amicably, but there is a reason why he was so upset about that recent prank call. I'm sure he feared an encore of my previous unacceptable behavior.

Chris, I truly apologize. And you KNOW I didn't do that to your cat on purpose. It will haunt me until my dying day.

Yep.

You are pure evil.
and that is wonderful.

You must spread your seed around before cumming on truncated again.

fuckin' gold right there!

I'm tired of being completely sober, I'll be right back... :)

that and american

actually, and yes, I see you are from australia, I usually assume most people are british...

Me too. I think there are more Brits here than anything else.

but with good reason, since it is usually the case...

Watch and learn people(how to harass and stalk people the proper way that is.)

No, we're just more vocal.

and better at it.

i think we should start awarding honourary britishness to the best foreign posters

*Resists impulse to make corny "knighting" joke*

Just don't give us honorary British teeth and we'll be fine!

We don't got cooties, we HAVE cooties. You don't got good grammar!

Oddly enough I was thinking about this last night, hmph.
I am woman, hear me roar.

gladly.

Why are Americans obssessed with teeth?