Clocks, Computer overtones, traffic, scrabble game (downstairs), keyboard tapping, dripping, other miscellaneous hums.

Why do old people not fear death?

Because they already are dead :O

How would you like to die if peacefully dying in your bed was not an option?

I think some of them do. You know, the chickenshit ones.


How many times a day do you brush your teeth?

Like Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ?

Once, ocassionally twice.

Jesus Christ?

Cult leader blown out of proportion.

Carpet or hardwood?

Hardwood

Goth or pop idol?

pop idol!

Do you like applesauce?

Yes

Do you?

No

Where's your mom?

Talking on the phone in the kitchen.

Where's your dad?

At home, with my Mother. About half a mile away from us.

Rice or PAsta?

Rice

Do you consider smoking extremely dangerous?

No, just extremely smelly.

What's your favourite type of curry?

yes

what colour is your room?

Rogan Josh.

Are non-smokers secret Nazis?

No, I am upfront about my fascist tendencies.

Birth control or sterilization?

the walls are white, the carpet is blue

what's your favorite cartoon?

Birth control though sterilization could be considered
Fairly odd parents

What kind of soap do you use?

Dr Bronner's peppermint.

Would you ever declaw a pet to save inanimate objects from damage?