there's two big mistakes here:

1) going somewhere to get a haircut; cut your own hair, diy baby!! punk rock!!!
2) trying to establish normal human comunication patterns with suchfriends. see? yet more proof that pot can fry your brain.

i get hassled by the cops some, fortunately, they have never had anything real against me to arrest me or anything. !@#$%!'s technique of escape is very effective.

Bald chicks are hot.
Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Well, if they can pull of no hair then they must have a pretty face & nice shape.

I cut my hair myself, usually not often, but lately I've been cutting it shorter & shorter every few months.

that happened to me the first couple of times when i started cutting my hair. by the fourth time or something i had a near buzzcut, now i sort of get the lenght i aim for and keep it that way...been leaving my hair longer lately, i need a haircut soon.

well, it happens during the haircut for sure, but I mean I've always had longer hair & it's only recently that I've cut it short(er). Right now, I have it as short as it's been in a long while aslthough most people would still say I have "long hair."

I find (probably you have to) that it's not so difficult to cut hair pretty well. Lately, I've done it when I have a little bit of a drunk on too.

When I cut my hair the other night, I also dyed it & that's something I haven't done in a long time. One can never find an over the counter dye that really looks natural, but usually after a week or so it looks a lot more like your pre-greying hair color. I get some henna & put that in & get out in the sun & that helps. I also only use half the bottle of solution of the dye & so it stretches it out for two uses. I have lots of hair but half still does the job & using the whole thing tends to fry the hair & using half doesn't do any damage really. Oh & you gotta get the women's dye, not the men's stuff.
I know, this is not very interesting haha it's like queer eye for the straight guy or somethin'

Mrs. Clone has been cutting my hair for years. Usually it looks great; as good as any pro stylist. The other day something went awry though, and we had to salvage it by going shorter than I have ever had my hair.
I look like a marine.
A homosexual marine.
I feel very strange and uncomfortable like this, but I do like how easy it is to deal with.
I will not be keeping this look.

So I'm a dumbass just because I don't know who this Bill Gates-looking teenager who got arrested is?

It's not like some teenager getting arrested 20 years ago is the topic of everyone's dinner conversation this week.

yeah, it's not difficult at all. when i started, i just cut chunks of to try and make it spiky, after a while i started to go for a longer, less upward hairstyle and i thought the transition to something that wasn't "cut clumps out" (which ended up being "cut as short as you can") was going to be dangerous but it wasn't.

sucks sc, but now you have an unofficial license to beat whoever you want ("back off! i'm a marine"). in fact, beating people up will probably do good to straighten your sexual preferences, regardless of your looks.

if i had an accident on my haircut, i'll probably cut it really randomly and leave some long locks and say it's some fucked up, punk hairdo.

you really should know your hair and how things work for you to get the best results, and you seem to have it down, atari.

for those so inclined:
http://www.badandbald.com (bald chick porn!)


(daycare, that is bill gates)

Right! I Keep myself to myself, don't get in other people's way, im notorious for being the most calm and understanding person one could meet, but when im trying to do my thing and someone gets in my way, i dont expect to be arrested for it (never been arrested in my life actuallly). How Fucking DARE they! Like I said im pretty calm, but i become a bastard when people have a a go at me, especially when Im being nice. I can understand why its a piss off. If I were you Truncated, I would want a full apology from the police!

Bald girls generally say nothing of any interest and are the worst type of attention seeker.

the bible says nothing about being a preachy, nagging bitch.

I've never been arrested. Am I missing out?

I've paid a few parking tickets, been picked up for speeding a couple times, but nothing else.

Do I lose cred around here for being a goody two-shoes?

Not in my book, but you know, others have written much more intriguing and deviant books then my own.

salems ok i guess, i just work all the time so i dont know. i used to be big on the music scene but ive been out of it for so long, i basically just work and play shows but its tough booking a show here so i usually play out of town.

salem just tries to hard to be portland.

portland used to have a great music scene, theater of sheep and things like that. i wonder what happened.

Blame it on the Internet.

I was in Champagne-Urbana (Illinois) a couple months ago. This place used to have a vibrant indie music scene. Poster Children started there. Now, no clubs, not even a damned record or CD store downtown or near campus. Nothing. I stopped in at a comic book store and asked the owner what the fuck was up, and he told me the local independent record stores couldn't take the competition from Internet sales and folded. In a campus town, no less!

I've said it before: Shop locally, people. Support your local independent record stores, or they may not be there one day.

one thing portlands got plenty of is music stores...
jesus christ.

They have Jesus, too? Good for them!

Where I live is the exact opposite of that town in Illinois Gmku...thats interesting.....maybe it will climax and then decipate into a hub for wal-martesque stores....