well i'm not really disappointed, i was just hoping to wind you up

oh. i see.

i wanted rep

i have to spread em for someone else before i spread em for you again.

shame isn't it?

calgon, take me away.

i have a stomach ache and can't sleep.

i know of something that will fix that.

what's that?

well it depends, how bad do you want it to be?

how bad do i want what to be?

the thing that i know of that will fix your ailments.

what is it?

well, i know of a lot of things that will make it go away. how bad do you want it to be?

what do you mean by bad?

well, for one, you could climb onto your roof and jump off.

that wouldn't help, i'll probably feel worse

that depends, how high is your roof?

i hate will ferrell

it depends which one, i'm at my mum's house at the moment and it has two sections to the roof, one two story, one single story.