She's looks rather sweet. She's obviously not a real chav, one of those middle-class wannabes.

Hip Priest might find interesting that Lady Sovereign is mate with this other 'fit as....' lady from The Duke Spirit.A future collaboration on the cards,perhaps?

She's chavver than thou our Miss Sovereign.Brought up in a council estate made of bricks not paper!

Definitely

And what about kevs? We forgot them.

Oh, is she a celebrity? I thought she was just another of your random Googled chavs. How old is she, because I find myself strangely attracted...

shes 13

I knew a punk who went around for about a week with a sovereign shaped hole in his face after picking a fight.

It's alright, she's 19.

And americans seem to love her at the moment.

Hey, some bad big-bottomed beats.

you haven't listened to her lyrics, have you?



the people who i find are the worst snobs are the nouveau riche.

Let's google them and see what comes up.

a girl i used to work with called her baby armani. and that wasnt the first time id heard of a kid called that.
there also seem to be alot called chantel, britney and charmeigne (sp?)
i also have a friend who's workmate has a daughter called shakira.

edit: i just remembered hearing a girl of about 17 or so screaming at her kid
"shut the fuck up beyonce, or youre gonna get knocked out"
whilste i wanted to laugh that the kid was called beyonce, the rest of the of the sentence disturbed me greatly. and the kid was only about 2 or 3 and was getting this abuse for crying. it was fucking sickening.

Some girl told me at work that where she's from in South London hospitals started issuing guidances for young parents when naming their prole because they were getting a lot of alcohol related named babies.Mad.

Transport of choice for flashy chavs out in the West End:

such as?


my brother told me that last year was the first year that Finchley has entered the books as a first name.

Stella etc etc.

yeah but stella is a real name, i was hoping for people who called their kid martini or lambrusco