^ He's just trying to get more rep. How very mainstream of him.

ha ha , I read "pints" ah ha.

articulate, please. (bbtw, apparent death is different from setting up a fake death, but I guess you already know that :D). What's that movie where earth is attacked by some kind of aliens and there are guys in underground bunkers who have the task to push a button every "tot" minutes to prove they're still alive, so that if no buttons are pushed=no humans are alive earth will blow up or something similar?

Yes, thank you, Moshe, for without you, I wouldn't be able to read "Elisa sounds so much like Kim Gordon that I can't tell the difference between the Markers and Sonic Youth anymore!" (actual review)

Heheh, no, Moshe is the man.

hahaha, you funky italian :D

I'm in the mood for spamming. Any spammers up for it?

pbradley seems rather cynical as of late. Hmm.

Yeah and there's a "View this post" button even if you have blocked someone, so it truely is pointless.

Dear Kropmarras,

I got your address from a fan-site and wanted to say "Hi".

I loved you on "That One Show". Brilliant work.

Do you think that we will ever see a reprise of that role?

What's-Her-Name was trash and should have never been placed in the same spotlight as you. I hope that she gets killed off next season after what she did. Everytime I see her I want to throw a brick at my TV and scream.

I thought that I'd take a small moment to tell you about a travesty that's being committed in your name. After a visit to the local toy store, my child choked on a lead-filled action figure of you (in your party dress outfit). As a consequence, he can no longer pronounce the word "plutonium".

I realize that a STAR in your position has the ability to not only compensate me for my woes, but to exert your authority on the Chinese markets so that they stop selling such tasteless figurines (made in your likeness).

I wouldn't feel so bad about my child's loss of vocabulary if the head hadn't popped off the action figure and ruined it.

I've sent you a tear-stained napkin for you to sign and return. Make it out to Nanook of the South, and include a bit about how we are "Best Friends Forever", please. My compensation check can be made out to the same name (but you don't need to include the Best Friends part).

Sincerely,


Awestruck in Antarctica

The only stalker you are getting is me.

He is just some guy who I can re-sell his records, after he dies. So Porkie and I can live happily. This is all for porkie.

so yr a SOLID GOLD digger???

Not solid, because I am made of flesh.

I'm down. What shall we spam?

Paris Hilton

Okay, guys, you can stop repping this post (in agreement). I get the joke, har de har har.