'Guess what?'

when people say like "nobody's perfect" or other variations of that phrase when you've failed at something..

"It's good, but it could use some improvement, definately..."

People who say " Jeez, the worst people are the ones who are so goddamn happy and polite all the time. What the hell are you so cheery about? "

fucking assholes

It's a good phrase, really. I mean, what the hell are you so God damn happy about? Life blows.

"Let's agree to disagree."

'its like'

It's not rocket science.

For my sins.

Anyone who is annoyed or angered by politeness is an asshole

Adam Corolla on his old show used to do this thing where he translates common phrases, one of them was " That's just my opinion ". His translation was " If you don't agree with me, you're a douchebag "

My favorite one even though it's cruel and kind of screwed up was, " I am a very sensual woman " adam's translation: " I am a very FAT woman "

Fuck that one right there.

"don't cum in me"

no means no

i wonder did anyone appreciate the subtlety of that rape joke.

hahahaha I would rep you if you didn't explain it.

A sort of variant of the "cheer up, it may never happen" which is so much worse...."turn that frown upside down" Fuck off...someone actually said that to me the other day....ruined my evening. Someone I'd never met either. Cunt.

La-Dee-Da


*cringes*

how you doodlin.

Surely it's, How you diddlin'?

Or is that just me?