all bowie needed to release was a 5 years 7 inch with queen bitch on the b side.

i didnt want to start a new thread on a topic that is pretty similar

last night i found out my sister is in hospital after attempted suicide
she tried to kill her self by taking lots of downers of some sort
man it fucking nuts
i dont know what to think or do
its so unexpected
she is the last person you would think to do this
and i found out 20 mins ago that when she awoken in the hospital that she tried to hang her self there
its heart breaking and infuriating

why don't you go fuck yourself in the ass with one of those sticks sunn o))) carry around

oh i'm sorry that was mean but i had to say it

fuck man. FUCK. I hope she can work her situation out man. She must be in a bad way if it has come to this. Be there for her. this is the worst time for anyone to be alone.

david bowie is the Glam-rock Elton John

maybe, but still, this is one of my favorite road trip cds



it's some of the best pop ever. nothing wrong with that.

Oh, I see you are on the fence about joining in on the lamer lessons.

ok lets stop talking about david bowie this is getting boring

lets talk about

um well talk about whatever you want i need to speak with my manservant

ta ta

Why do people think tanning is a good thing? I was at this pool party Sunday. Mom's a nurse, and her daughters are brown as nuts from their sun worshipping. Doesn't mom tell them this glow is pre-pre-cancerous? Plus it just isn't attractive, is it? Leathery skin? I mean, if it's your natural skin color, that's fine and beautiful. But caucasians going all dark brown--your skin turns to leather, and it just looks weird to me.

Plus these young ladies smoked cigarettes like crazy. Mom!

that's bad. obviously i smoke and stuff but my skin is immaculately porcelain and i would like to keep it that way for as long as possible so when i go swimming i always wear the highest spf sunscreen i can find, and reapply. my face lotion has sunscreen in it. no sun damage for me.

Sun tan lotion is awesome.
I am not one for being tan or wrinkly :S

i would look retarded with a tan. smoking alone can age you, but that combined with tanning and god knows what else these people are up to? bad news.
that's why i still have a baby face, kids.

I look weird with a tan too, I hate it. My friend is tan crazy and I just don't get it.

When I came back from Trinidad I had a slight tan, and she went nuts. I called her a tan fiend and she get angry haha.

youre fucking 17 for fucks sakes

what kind of face did you expect to have??

no i'm not, my birthday was months ago you deplorable excuse for a human being.

most people have lost the baby fat in their face by the time they're adult. not me.

pschhhh-- 18, whatever

it's not like you're postmenopausal growing a tache

you have horrible horrible habits

oh, and happy 18th. does that mean gmku doesn't go to jail for stalking you now?

yeah but it also means i go to REAL jail if i try to kill him for doing so.


yeah, using sunscreen is a terrible habit by the way, and i don't advise anyone to do so.

you need 15 minutes in the sun everyday

for your vitamin d and your serotonin

well i couldn't actually do that for the last 4 days but i'll try tomorrow. i managed to eat solid food though instead of like iced coffee or milkshakes and i feel significantly better, like a weaker-than-usual version of myself.
if i don't feel well enough to travel on saturday i'll have to push the date back a bit.

vitamin d is anticancer & prevents osteoporosis, whitie.

by the way i just remembered your barfday thread-- are you a krazy pisces? those women are loons!

yeah
but on the aquarius cusp which is why i am not very nice
also my rising sign is scorpio which evidently is strongly influential on my personality (also hence the creepy eyes)
i don't behave much like a pisces at all actually

my scorpio is bigger than yours

IM 100% PURE ARTHROPOD!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

ps my mom is a pisces-- ha ha she's a little kooky

anyway, speaking of addictions i might have a cigarette. my brain is fried.

i hope the thing's not rancid. box must be a month old.

so is mr. cantankerous
i avoid pissing him off...


your cig will probably be stale but it won't be rancid

speaking of which i think i might have myself a pink elephant. if you've never had one you have to. i'm stocking up on them when i go to france.

oh yeah stale/rancid, same word in spanish, "rancio", it's kinda more general.

pink elephant-- beer? ages ago.

anyway im out of here. it's been a long fucking day & i need a shower. im kinda smelling rancio-- ha!

have fun walking tomorrow.

pink elephant - entirely pink vanilla flavoured cigarette which i have so far only been able to locate in france.

I smoked a cigarette way older than that and it was fine. It was a Native too, they're already not so good.

Falvored cigarettes have always been something that has really turned me off, I think I would try a vanilla one though.

oh. when in france im a 100% gauloises caporal fiend


mine tasted meh, but it hit the spot-- i wasn't after flavor but a nicotine dose, and it worked.

What do you do if you live in Britain? Or do you have to just put up with the rickets?

It's been pouring down tonight.

British need more than sun.

i'm officially not on drugs! and i only feel like i've been hit by a small sedan, not a truck! hooray!

how does it feel to see reality for what it is? pretty dull, huh? :D

flee to spain? greece? colonize india? i don't know.

maybe take cod liver oil & get drunk on gin.

well actually white people have paler & thiner skin so that it can absorb the sunlight in higher latitudes.

alternatively, go to iceland-- iceland...ers? don't seem to suffer from winter depression.

FISH.

Actually I don't mind British weather that much. I really wouldn't want to live in a hot country, I hate the heat.

I'm already taking cod liver oil. Will get on the gin in the morning.

Yeah that is true.

ha ha ha.

this reminds me it's time for gin & tonics. i must depart.

have a fun night!

not really.
well i was bored so i rolled a j

but thats ok. weed doesnt make me unproductive or dull or crazy or grind my teeth which i already do anyway.

ok im going to go play wii now (irony)

PUSSY

anyway im off to drink. this time for real.

fuck you, come over to my house and see if there's anything else to do but smoke weed and fuck around.