Sounds like a three-way pile-up , as featured in a Ben Dover "Housewives On The Job" special.

I thought much the same thing after typing it.

Top Ten punk accoutréments

10. Wire-for-laces
9. Studded belt
8. Tartan shorts
7. Baseball cap, pierced.
6. White-tippexed leather jacket
5. Greyed/ shabby satchel
4. Nose ring
3. Dog-on-string
2. Safety pins, anywhere
1. Piss-ugly girlfriend

Glice for the win

Nice list, senor Glice, but I'd add as a bonus place: Disgusting greasy dreads and/or wilting mohicans.

I saw a 'punk' woman today in Soho that was dressed so revealingly, and had a body so sexually appealing that I genuinely feared for her safety.

I wouldn't consider hairstyle as an accoutrément, but you're welcome to demur.

Top ten hackneyed punk clichés

10."We're real punk, not like [x]"
9. "I just wear what I want"
8. "Fuck it"
7. "Punk is/isn't dead [depending on current vogue]"
6. "I don't give a fuck which chord I'm playing"
5. "We're bringing punk into the [insert time period]"
4. "We just got bored of so many lame bands"
3. "No way were [x] punk!"
2. "[arbitrary pre-70s figure] was the first punk"
1. "We don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks"

You forgot 'vote labour'.

See? I'm perpetuating the fun of lists by ommiting obvious things, and having controversial entries. Yeah. That is exactly what I'm doing.

Allow me to indugle in this cliche with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAhu0suEHfU

What about, "It's not a style of music, it's a way of life".

Yeah, you put it to the list-maker.

SHIT LIST, No Fans.
SHIT LIST, no fans.

I don't give a shit. That's fucking awesome that is! Almost up there with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMCyJadl9iQ

So into asking for that a a karaoke night. Can you imagine?

it's Radio Birdman, not Birdland. i was disappointed when i heard them.

True Melly fax - I spent Xmas Day 2006 getting shitfaced on vodka watching gems like the above clips. Ahh, happy memories.

Gah, I'm concatenating my band names again. Cheers for correcting me.

Have you been telling tales again Melly?

Nah, just getting confused again. You know how senile I am, don't you Boris?

I may well be going to a karaoke bar in Brighton on Saturday. If the bar has any Glitter, I'm getting on the case bigtime.

A word please Terence.

Unlikely that they will, but worth a try. Dedicate it to all the uncles in the house.

Sorry Arfur, I can't stop, I've got to go and pick up hooky gear for ya - it was the boxes of Cathy Barry brand dirty thongs, wasn't it?

i'm wearing tartan pants at the moment.

'er indoors finds those thongs and I'll be right in it, best drop 'em down at the lock up, or over at the Winchester. I can call in a favour with Dave.

Have you listened to anything besides (I'm) Stranded?

BECK SUCKS, GET OVER IT LOSER!

You don't really know that band because you got their name wrong. Call yourself a punk.

11 - Bad speed and cheap cider
12 - Picadilly Circus (Yes, they still hang around there)
13 - Bad Hygiene, smell of poo
14 - Inchoerent ramblings about things that even a 2 year old is able to grasp by now

The song or the album? I bought the album:

 

Needless to say, I no longer have it. Not bad, just mediocre pop punk.

1. at the drive-in - in/casino/out
2. jawbreaker - 24 hour revenge therapy
3. nirvana - nevermind
4. descendents - milo goes to college
5. mdc - millions of dead cops

sorry, you're wrong.

oh yeah i forgot,

6. fugazi - 13 songs

that addition doesn't help.

well you're 41(?) years old, so perhaps punk for you is not what it is for me.

now THAT'S kinda punk rock

7. green day - 1039/smoothed out slappy hours

punk rawk enuff 4 u?

1. paramore - riot!

no way,

1. billy talent - ii

!!!

yuck - absolutely not.

i see. you're a blink-182 fanboy.