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pantophobia 08.27.2008 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
(For the men): For crying out loud, WEAR A FUCKING BELT. I do NOT want to be constantly seeing unwanted arse cleavage or Y-front exposure! You are not in "Menace II Society", so stop it. Now!


thank you

pantophobia 08.27.2008 08:53 AM

don't jump on a trend just because it's in, see if it looks good on you before wearing outdoors

peace signs everywhere? is it 1994 again? the sentiment is nice but don't look like you plan to go protesting on pennsylvana ave (more of a personal observation)

gmku 08.27.2008 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
Fashion tip: Never buy any clothes from a shop that has a DJ blasting out crap house tunes (as opposed to good ones) - these shops be staffed by wankers. Damn ye all who enter these premises!

Uniqlo often do good, cheap apparel, espesh for the mens.

A good second-hand clothes store is worth it's weight in gold.

Avoid shirts with horrible fuck-off logos on them.

A good cotton T-shirt will pay for itself.

(For the men): For crying out loud, WEAR A FUCKING BELT. I do NOT want to be constantly seeing unwanted arse cleavage or Y-front exposure! You are not in "Menace II Society", so stop it. Now!


Man after my own heart... on all points above! Though I've never been to a Uniqlo.

I refuse to buy logo'd shirts by anyone.

I'd also add, don't be afraid to pay a little extra for quality in that tee-shirt. It's worth it. A good tee is so basic and yet with the right quality and fit, so elegant.

gmku 08.27.2008 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pantophobia
don't jump on a trend just because it's in, see if it looks good on you before wearing outdoors

peace signs everywhere? is it 1994 again? the sentiment is nice but don't look like you plan to go protesting on pennsylvana ave (more of a personal observation)


In general I stay away from images of any kind on my attire. That includes band tees, cartoon characters, peace symbols, AND company logos. Graphics just junk it all up.

floatingslowly 08.27.2008 09:50 AM

I'm ALL ABOUT going off-topic, but for me, it's usually intentional.

that said, you guys DO know that this is just about girls, right??

I know y'all just LOVE to prattle on about FASHION, but yeah, just sayin'.

girls.



[edit: then again, I guess girlgun gave GMKU free reign with her OP. carry on.]

Savage Clone 08.27.2008 09:57 AM

Looks like I missed another fun one.
And I was even invited!

floatingslowly 08.27.2008 09:59 AM

it's not too late, princess.

MellySingsDoom 08.27.2008 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie
Now I really am going to go and wash my hair. New job tomorrow so I'll try not to smell like greasy hair. If that makes me a bum-boy, then so be it.


Any more of this rampant gayism, and I'm going round to Pookie's to give him good, solid....conditioning and blow-drying.

MellySingsDoom 08.27.2008 10:15 AM

I think some girls look well great in men's shirts. Zat ees all for my girl tips.

NWRA 08.27.2008 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
Fashion tip: Never buy any clothes from a shop that has a DJ blasting out crap house tunes (as opposed to good ones) - these shops be staffed by wankers. Damn ye all who enter these premises!

Uniqlo often do good, cheap apparel, espesh for the mens.

A good second-hand clothes store is worth it's weight in gold.

Avoid shirts with horrible fuck-off logos on them.

A good cotton T-shirt will pay for itself.

(For the men): For crying out loud, WEAR A FUCKING BELT. I do NOT want to be constantly seeing unwanted arse cleavage or Y-front exposure! You are not in "Menace II Society", so stop it. Now!


Haha yes. I spent a good hour yesterday trying to find a normal, plain, black T-shirt (this is in Leeds, which isn't short of clothes shops). They all had stupid fucking logos on them saying things like 'American Wrestling Team: 1979' or 'California Surfing Squad' (what is that trend all about); and all of the plain ones were very tight, 'skinny' fit.

It's getting the same with jeans if you don't want ones with a machine-pressed 'distressed' look or ones that fall down your backside.

I find it amazing how many sensible-looking men just seem to go into clothes shops and buy things on the 'new shelf', indiscriminatingly, not bothering to check how they look in them first, and they look like idiots... similarly, fat, balding people should not try to dress like The Strokes.

gmku 08.27.2008 10:47 AM

Gap or BR for plain tees, no graphics.

Levis 501s shrink-to-fit for plain jeans.

!@#$%! 08.27.2008 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
Gap or BR for plain tees, no graphics.

Levis 501s shrink-to-fit for plain jeans.


youre starting to sound like a less affluent version of american psycho

gmku 08.27.2008 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NWRA

I find it amazing how many sensible-looking men just seem to go into clothes shops and buy things on the 'new shelf', indiscriminatingly, not bothering to check how they look in them first, and they look like idiots... .


I even try on plain T-shirts. I try everything on, even if I've bought something similar there before. Every piece of clothing can run differently, even in the same styles.

gmku 08.27.2008 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
youre starting to sound like a less affluent version of american psycho


Ha ha. Yeah, you may have a point there. When are you coming over for a visit? I have some vintage Phil Collins CDs I'd like to play for you.

!@#$%! 08.27.2008 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku
Ha ha. Yeah, you may have a point there. When are you coming over for a visit? I have some vintage Phil Collins CDs I'd like to play for you.


 

EMMAh 08.27.2008 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli
one of the worst..correct.

from the early times, i had discovered that the only seconds i was somewhat releaved from it, was when i was puking (pain sometimes makes you puke, duh). so sometimes, i caused the puking.


Friggg, that must be terrible. The only time I've puked from pain is when my kidney stones were really bad.

Normally I don't get bad cramps, only very mild ones on the first day.

Only once they were so bad that I had to get my mom to pick me up from where I was (if I walked home, I know I would have fainted) then I went and lay on the shower floor for about an hour because I felt well enough to move.

Kegmama 08.27.2008 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

Normally I don't get bad cramps, only very mild ones on the first day.



^Lucky! As you get older, they seem to get worse. And wait until you have kids- the bloating, bitchiness, bleeding, cramping, pain and agony totally intensified once I had mine.

atsonicpark 08.27.2008 12:07 PM

Girls, I feel so bloaty today.

EMMAh 08.27.2008 12:08 PM

Yeah, you make jokes you lucky bastard.

atsonicpark 08.27.2008 12:14 PM

I DO feel bloaty!

Actually, my girlfriend JUST messaged me from her cellphone, "my stomach hurts today."

......I know what that means...

I have to hear this once a month: "Cramps are the worst!" "Fuck, I feel so fat!!!!!!" "Jesus, my stomach ughhhh ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"

I always cook her a big meal and give her a massage and pamper her and cater to her every whim. I'd never admit that on the Sonic Youth Gossip board... people might make fun of me.

Kegmama 08.27.2008 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Girls, I feel so bloaty today.


If you bled out from your penis seven days a month you would not joke, you masochist.

atsonicpark 08.27.2008 12:16 PM

I have bled out of my penis though!...............

Anyway..

EMMAh 08.27.2008 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
I DO feel bloaty!

Actually, my girlfriend JUST messaged me from her cellphone, "my stomach hurts today."

......I know what that means...

I have to hear this once a month: "Cramps are the worst!" "Fuck, I feel so fat!!!!!!" "Jesus, my stomach ughhhh ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"

I always cook her a big meal and give her a massage and pamper her and cater to her every whim. I'd never admit that on the Sonic Youth Gossip board... people might make fun of me.


That's nice of you, I guess. If I were her I'd end up decking you though, just because I get super irritated and like to be alone.

atsonicpark 08.27.2008 12:18 PM

Haha, she visits me! I don't ask her to.

Kegmama 08.27.2008 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
I have bled out of my penis though!...............

Anyway..


Gross. Get out. I thought this was the 'girls only' thread?! :rolleyes:

Back on topic: Since forever, I have been going bi-weekly to get a pedicure. I recommend them highly to all of you ladies. Get a Starbucks, a sleazy magazine, and go sink into one of those massaging chairs and have your feet rubbed. It's the best.

Pookie 08.27.2008 03:04 PM

If you have got some new mascara, put it in a mug of boiling hot water (with the lid still on). If you have got some new mascara, put it in a mug of boiling hot water (with the lid still on) else it is all lumpy and stuff, else it is all lumpy and stuff.

Pookie 08.27.2008 03:05 PM

If you have flabby thighs and bum, and you don't want to show it on the beach, then dig holes in the sand, the shape of your legs and bum where you will be sitting and then when you sit down, it won't show so much!

Pookie 08.27.2008 03:05 PM

If you are strapped for cash and need some good hair stuff, then check out Vaseline, it is just as good.

Pookie 08.27.2008 03:06 PM

DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT pluck your eyebrows before you go to school or work or whatever in the morning because they go all red and blotchy and it looks like you have put scarlet eyeshadow on!

Pookie 08.27.2008 03:07 PM

If you wear braces then try to wear lipgloss and lipstick that don't attract attention to your mouth, and put bright, lovely eyeshadow and mascara and stuff so people will look at your eyes and not your teeth!

Cantankerous 08.27.2008 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
I even try on plain T-shirts. I try everything on, even if I've bought something similar there before. Every piece of clothing can run differently, even in the same styles.

i don't try on shirts because i am not very particular about how my t-shirts fit as long as they're oversized.

Pookie 08.27.2008 03:08 PM

Do
  • use an eyelash brush/comb if your eyelashes are a mess
  • wear lip gloss thats sparkly or shiny
  • wear sunscreen! (if you get sunburned, your skin will peel!)
  • use foundation on zits or pimples

Pookie 08.27.2008 03:09 PM

Dont
  • put on mascara in a moving car! You could poke your eye out!
  • wear lip gloss with a dark colour.
  • put suntanning oil on your face. It's ok to put it on your body but your face tans easily already
  • scratch or pop pimples or zits. It leaves scars!
  • use powder for your face. Foundation is so much better!

Cantankerous 08.27.2008 03:11 PM

Based upon those lists:

DO:
wear dark coloured lip-gloss
use powder on your face
use foundation
wear sunscreen

Pookie 08.27.2008 03:11 PM

Speed dry nail polish by dipping you tips in a bowl of ice water.

Pookie 08.27.2008 03:12 PM

Make your lipstick last longer by dusting your lips with loose powder first.

Cantankerous 08.27.2008 03:13 PM

pookie, you know nothing. nothing.




nothing.

Pookie 08.27.2008 03:13 PM

Tone down pimple redness by putting a potato slice over it for 10-15 minutes.

Pookie 08.27.2008 03:14 PM

To cure dry lips massage your kisser with a soft toothbrush.

Pookie 08.27.2008 03:14 PM

If you've run out of concealer dab skin coloured eye shadow on any blemishes.


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