On the other hand, we had a certain chemistry. She seemed sympatico with my mild obsessions over clothes, shoes, and LPs. We shared similar tastes in music, particularly with an interest in 70s pre- and post-punk.

We also shared a fascination with the Stones of the late 60s to early 70s.

Yeh, you know, I take it all back. I guess I could grow to miss her.

I hope she's okay. Anyone know?

gmku - I'm STILL furious with you for your charming comment on page 1 of this thread, but I'm open to discuss these things so.....I'm not talking about this in public, so if you want to know more about "it", please PM me.

She was always telling me "Fuck You!" and that I was a cunt, and neg repping me, and I don't really know why, because I think I never had a discussion with her (except when I told her that I was going to have a cousin called Lily, and except when I told her that Animal Collective were cooler than her). So I don't know her that much

LEAVE CANTANKY ALONE *makeup smears*

9 pages





AS PREDICTED.

CANTANKEROUS?? IS THAT YOU??

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ps- wrong picture there. this is more accurate:

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did I miss something between pages 3-9 that would help explain why somebody with <200 posts cares enough about ending the thread to circumvent the capslocks lock?

Whaa...?

In any event, that was a pretty disturbing thing you said re: my prostate and my new suede shoes. It was disturbing enough, in fact, to make me go run to the shoe closet to make sure they were okay.

^^^ that was me, tiger. yr lucky I didn't give you the curse of 1,000 colon-eating parasites instead.

nevermind. I stand by my original post.

why hasn't satan posted yet?

Floatings: Satan's away, but the dark lord will be back another day.....

this is where it would be cool if someone here had actually read milton

Berle?

For starters, there's this: Berle, Milton with Haskel Frankel. Milton Berle, an Autobiography. New York: Dell, 1975. ISBN 0-440-15626-2

Ah, I knew Melly was too classy to make such a remark.

that's exactly what i was going for. :o

This is the end, Beautiful friend
This is the end, My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again
Can you picture what will be, So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land
Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane, All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold
The west is the best, The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest
The blue bus is callin' us, The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken' us
The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...fuck you
C'mon baby, take a chance with us X3
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock, On a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock, C'mon, yeah
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
This is the end, Beautiful friend
This is the end, My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end

zomg it's the GOAsT of Jim Morrison!

Cantankers despised LOLCAT pics, therefore you brave attempt has therefore failed. Sorry to be the bearer of such bad news.

Yours sincerely

Mr M. SingsDoom
(chairman of the "Everyneurotic for US Prez in 08" campaign)

10th page
=
End of the threaD

I miss her so bad. When she used to come over and we would forcefully and thickly slide the needle into the groove....when we would sonically o'gasm due to her immense clitoris vibrating to Big Black albums turned up to 11....when the drugs would kick in and her "boyfriend" would leave to meet his "boyfriend", if you know what I mean... then when her mom would lube up the backdoor...no screen door on this puppy!!!
;)

yr not the ringmaster of this circus, but you might reach 200 posts by the time we get to page 15! woohooo!

you mean 2,000

2,000 pages is a little too much to ask for, don't you think?

And in next week's episode, Rob I wakes up from his dream to find out that Cantankers has arranged to habr him tied up in some dungeon in Brooklyn, with his body being rudely abused by naked Rosie O'Donnell lookalikes. In the background plays techno. :D ;)

I hear that Rosie has a rather large strap-on.

can anyone confirm?

If you haven't yet done so, you should neg rep greedrex for starting this dumb thread.

Then you should neg rep everyone who contributes to its continuation.

I only neg-rep when it's lulzy for me. I tried to bait !@#$!$!@ into seriousness last week, but he wasn't having it. he went all cool hand luke on mah ass. :(

I'm still holding out for T&B to check his rep. he seems like a serious kind of guy (even if he tucks his pants into his socks).

Tucks his pants into his socks?! Come on, nobody does that.

Do they?

twat.
i only try to help people express their feelings, let it all out and feel better thereafter.
I should get grants from the State for doing it.

No, you shouldn't. This was bad form, old chap. We'll forgive you this if you endure our neg repping without complaint and promise to never do it again.

No.
You can't neg rep me.
I am strongly opposed to it.
I'm a nice dude.

i just bought this

Sorry but I think the person who sold it to you was a charlatan

In memory of Cantankerous.....

we should go back and negative rep her posts now to get her out of the top of the members list (reputation).

YES!!

And rep me to get me into the top of the members list, right?

No that I read her posts or any much of late, but they sure are more entertaining than yours when I happen to. I mean, you try to be funny but you're just dull. To the point that i haven't even finished reading your post and I'm replying to it.