rundgren

polo or polio ?

COCK

cunt or pussy?

cock, obviously. edit: pussaaaaaay!

that or this?

that pussy

fat cat or malnourished dog

fat cat of course!

nintendo or sony?

joey

cheat or faithful

faithful

luigi or tails

tails

sleep for 10 hours or 8 hours

ooh, that's hard. i love them both. coffee's the bigger vice, though; i'm powerless to resist it's many forms of deliciousnessality.

sleeping in or waking early?

Hardwood, looks nicer.

City or Country

Hmm, another hard one.
I´ll go with City

Cop or Security Guard

security guard (aka rent-a-cop)

strawberries or blueberries?

Strawberries! (When they are good nothing beats it)

Hat or Beard?

hat

lipstick or chapstick?

Chapstick

long or short socks.

long socks are the best.

Discovery channel or History channel?

History Channel

purple or violet

Purple
dominance or submission

dominance

suede or velvet

velvet

sonic or mario

mario

blood or urine

blood

sugar or spice

spice

free jazz or noise

noise

times new viking vs. yo la tengo?

yo la tengo

suicide or murder

suicide
rat at rat r or ut

ut

cheech or chong

Chong

Rembetika or Blues?

dave's not here, man.

blues

chlorine or ammonia

Ammonia

blow or llello

yeyo

rick james or the time

Rick James

Samuel Jackson Beer or Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?

sam jackson beer

rugmunchers or cocksuckers

Rugmunchers

Subtitles or Dubbing.

Dubbing.

Cake or Pie?

delicious caek

Trash can or Rubbish bin

trash can

tissue or handkerchief

Tissue

Bell bottoms or skinny jeans

Skinny jeans

Alkaline or Zinc Chloride