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Satan 09.09.2009 01:41 PM
yeah. as a CONCEPT.



theory and practice are not the same thing last time i checked.

floatingslowly 09.09.2009 01:46 PM
people who don't believe in unicorns.


 

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 02:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
Its not about god VERSUS science, god IS science and science is an observation of God ;)
but any devil knows that... I thought your were the deific satan, not the freudian conceptual satan of the church of satan satanists..




GOD IS SCIENCE! GOD USES SCIENCE. I am so sick of people being either pro science or pro god. YOU CAN BELIEVE IN BOTH!

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 02:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Satan
1. science was invented by people
2. god doesn't exist

If you don't think god exists than it is not possible for you to belive in satan since he was created by god.

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 02:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Satan
yeah. as a CONCEPT.



theory and practice are not the same thing last time i checked.

That depends on the theory and the practice. Music theory? The theory of evolution?

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 02:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by godsfavoritedog
Religion and everything associated with it. That's really the only thing.

Oh ... and morbid obesity.

I am offended by extreme left wingers who are offended by religion and everything associated with it since I am associated with it. I don't push my beliefs on others so why should they take offense? I don't judge.

Morbidly skinny people who are obsessed with thier appearance to others.

Satan 09.09.2009 02:50 PM
when did i ever say i believed in satan? i don't believe in any of that shit however i am fascinated by satanism (and metal) and if you knew anything about satanism you'd know that they don't actually believe in god/satan shit, it's more like a code:

The Nine Satanic Statements
The Nine Satanic Statements outline what "Satan" represents in the Church of Satan.
Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates.
Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all.
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years.
The Nine Satanic Sins
Stupidity
Pretentiousness
Solipsism
Self-deceit
Herd Conformity
Lack of Perspective
Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
Counterproductive Pride
Lack of Aesthetics
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.

!@#$%! 09.09.2009 02:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Satan
The Nine Satanic Statements
The Nine Satanic Statements outline what "Satan" represents in the Church of Satan.
Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates.
Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all.
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years.
The Nine Satanic Sins
Stupidity
Pretentiousness
Solipsism
Self-deceit
Herd Conformity
Lack of Perspective
Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
Counterproductive Pride
Lack of Aesthetics
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.

shit's hilarious

pbradley 09.09.2009 02:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by !@#$%!
1. yes
2. it does-- as a concept. the same way unicorns do.
Except the concept of the unicorn is not useful in various developed philosophies.

pbradley 09.09.2009 02:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Satan
Pretentiousness
Oops, looks like it died behind the starting gate.

floatingslowly 09.09.2009 03:02 PM
Quote:
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.

I've always loved that one. fucking lairs.

satanism = bored goths

!@#$%! 09.09.2009 03:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pbradley
Except the concept of the unicorn is not useful in various developed philosophies.
but it's useful in various developed fairytales! which have more value? hmmmm....

anyway, re: the idea of god, sure, it's huge, it's everywhere for fucks sakes, and that's what makes it so goddamn annoying.

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 03:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Satan
when did i ever say i believed in satan? i don't believe in any of that shit however i am fascinated by satanism (and metal) and if you knew anything about satanism you'd know that they don't actually believe in god/satan shit, it's more like a code:

The Nine Satanic Statements
The Nine Satanic Statements outline what "Satan" represents in the Church of Satan.
Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates.
Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all.
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years.
The Nine Satanic Sins
Stupidity
Pretentiousness
Solipsism
Self-deceit
Herd Conformity
Lack of Perspective
Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
Counterproductive Pride
Lack of Aesthetics
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.


Yeah yeah...I was fascinated by all that bullshit too when I was a kid and wanted to be anti catholic and rebel against my parents. I studied up on the topic to freak out my mom and bought books. I get it but it's stupid.I know the whole story and basis..it's all about you being your own god....you'll grow out of it.

Satan 09.09.2009 03:04 PM
lol bored goths. it is.

i don't follow it, i follow my own rules. religion is a crutch, but it makes more sense than any other quote religion though. it's not faith-based. they're not praying to a god who can't hear them.

!@#$%! 09.09.2009 03:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
Yeah yeah...I was fascinated by all that bullshit too when I was a kid and wanted to be anti catholic and rebel against my parents. I studied up on the topic to freak out my mom and bought books. I get it but it's stupid.I know the whole story and basis..it's all about you being your own god....you'll grow out of it.

haa haa haa haaa

sonic gail wins by K.O.

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 03:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Satan
lol bored goths. it is.

i don't follow it, i follow my own rules. religion is a crutch, but it makes more sense than any other quote religion though. it's not faith-based. they're not praying to a god who can't hear them.

You think people "hear" you? Some people pray to themselves and they're never answered

!@#$%! 09.09.2009 03:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Satan
lol bored goths. it is.

i don't follow it, i follow my own rules. religion is a crutch, but it makes more sense than any other quote religion though. it's not faith-based. they're not praying to a god who can't hear them.


it's goofy shit and poorly digested nietzsche.

lavey was a huge conman.

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 03:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by !@#$%!
it's goofy shit and poorly digested nietzsche.

lavey was a huge conman.

True that. There was a bio on the history channel about him a few months ago. What a fucking moron!

Satan 09.09.2009 03:10 PM
i'm just saying that anyone on this earth who thinks there is a god in heaven that they can say "ARE YOU THERE GOD ITS ME MARGARET PLEASE MAKE MY BOOBIES GROW" to and their wish will be granted is fucking crackers.



ahahah anton lavey.

con man? of course. he led a religion.

!@#$%! 09.09.2009 03:13 PM
Quote:
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

there go the interwebs!

and i thought they had been weaved by the devil

o well...

!@#$%! 09.09.2009 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Satan
i'm just saying that anyone on this earth who thinks there is a god in heaven that they can say "ARE YOU THERE GOD ITS ME MARGARET PLEASE MAKE MY BOOBIES GROW" to and their wish will be granted is fucking crackers.

while i'm very highly antirreligious (it gives me hives), let me just say, no mature practitioner of a serious religion (sounds like 2 oxymorons together, right?) would ever do that.

in other words, that's how 7 year olds pray-- the criticism doesn't apply to grownups. ALL 7 year olds are fucking crackers.

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Satan
i'm just saying that anyone on this earth who thinks there is a god in heaven that they can say "ARE YOU THERE GOD ITS ME MARGARET PLEASE MAKE MY BOOBIES GROW" to and their wish will be granted is fucking crackers.



ahahah anton lavey.

con man? of course. he led a religion.

That is not how you pray. And that is not what you pray for. You don't pray for selfish things like bigger tits. No wonder you don't believe in god if that's the shit you ask him for.

I talk to god like a companion. I ask that he will help me be a good woman to others because that makes me feel better than doin shit for me. Evereytime I have asked him for something important he HAS ANSWERED. That's why I believe.

Satan 09.09.2009 03:17 PM
your logic would be perfect except for the fact that a lot of retard "adults" in america do it too. my grandma TOLD me she prays for me for fucksake.

pbradley 09.09.2009 03:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by !@#$%!
but it's useful in various developed fairytales! which have more value? hmmmm....

anyway, re: the idea of god, sure, it's huge, it's everywhere for fucks sakes, and that's what makes it so goddamn annoying.
Everyone, including you, lives in a fairytale world. "Invalid" ideas are part of being alive. I thought you called yourself an instrumentalist?

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 03:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Satan
your logic would be perfect except for the fact that a lot of retard "adults" in america do it too. my grandma TOLD me she prays for me for fucksake.


Maybe she loves you! I prayed for you too!

!@#$%! 09.09.2009 03:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pbradley
Everyone, including you, lives in a fairytale world. "Invalid" ideas are part of being alive. I thought you called yourself an instrumentalist?


Me? I can't play an instrument. I can't sing either.

The reason I called fairytales "valuable" is because they make great bedtime reading for 5 year olds. No great extrapolation there.

Rob Instigator 09.09.2009 03:30 PM
isms and schisms

Satan 09.09.2009 03:30 PM
if i want something i'm not going to sit around and go "pweeeese jeebus help meeeee"

i'm gonna go fuckin' get it.

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 03:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Satan
if i want something i'm not going to sit around and go "pweeeese jeebus help meeeee"

i'm gonna go fuckin' get it.

And you should! God does not like sloth. He does not expect you to sit on yr ass asking him for shit like you do yr mommy. You bust yr ass fr what you want and trust that he will make sure you end up there if it is what is supposed to be.

When I say he has given me things I asked for I mean my husband of 11 yrs, my job and other things. But I snapped and asked him for an answer to these and he answered the next day. Like a true miracle. I worked hard to get there but he nudged me the rest of the way.

pbradley 09.09.2009 03:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by !@#$%!
The reason I called fairytales "valuable" is because they make great bedtime reading for 5 year olds. No great extrapolation there.
Then I am glad you agree.

In fact I think the number of ways in which the concept of God changes from one "bedtime reading for 5 years olds" to another reveals how "God" is nothing more than a metaphysical tool.

pbradley 09.09.2009 03:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Satan
if i want something i'm not going to sit around and go "pweeeese jeebus help meeeee"

i'm gonna go fuckin' get it.
Or try and fail to get it.

Satan 09.09.2009 03:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pbradley
Or try and fail to get it.
believe me, if i want something it's going to be mine.

DeadDiscoDildo 09.09.2009 03:49 PM
Like my cock, Satan?

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 03:49 PM
I will pray for you all!
Good bye for today
;)

Satan 09.09.2009 03:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
Like my cock, Satan?
you read my mind

!@#$%! 09.09.2009 03:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
I will pray for you all!
Good bye for today
;)

thanks but no thanks

kindly keep me out of that mess

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by !@#$%!
thanks but no thanks

kindly keep me out of that mess

Too bad it's done

Satan 09.09.2009 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by !@#$%!
thanks but no thanks

kindly keep me out of that mess
that's what i said to my grandma

!@#$%! 09.09.2009 03:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
Too bad it's done
 


bet you didn't see that one coming

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 03:58 PM
I see alot


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