but i like sigs. i like hers, its just too big for my pussy.

i got fucking grey hair, i just pulled it out.

my minions make a game of snatching stray grey hairs.

I hate that game. :mad:

in order to counteract the "are you calling me fat?" game, I have stepped into dangerous territory.

MY new game is called "you look fat, this morning".

I have to be extremely careful with this game, as the results might get me killed.

so far, it's caused several people passing by to drop what they are holding and glare.

pure genius.

as if it wasnt enough that ive been getting called marla/bonham carter on average twice a week for the past 8 years or so

now with alice in wonderland, and her curly red hair

i got that at least 5 times in the last 48 hours
3 times in the last 2 hours (from strangers)

nothing's bothering me at all right now. today has been a great day by almost anyone's standards. God bless unutterably beautiful French women with a weird taste in men.

I need to be more agressive at the game of life.

At work today I had to listen to Joanna Newsom's HOOM (ALL OF IT):( :mad: .

fucking horrible joanna newsom bullshit....

even with Aetna insurance, I still have to shell out $1345.00 out of pocket as a deductible so I can have hernia surgery next week. what the fuck.
goddamn american insurance companies. fucking con-artist assholes.

apparently i broke my sleeping attire during the night. Good morning sewing. Don't remember even waking up once(which has not happened in weeks..)

that pisses me off more than you can imagine.

don't get me started on aetna, or cigna, or united healthcare...or any of the multiple names that these people operate under.

do something about it floatingslowly
it bothers me everyday
do something about it.

I do. I send my minions out to do battle with them daily.

both of these sweet young girls are under strict orders to NOT be sweet when dealing with these evil liars.

evil. liars. crooks.

ps: get ready for premiums to be raised another 40% while your doctor is having his payments decreased by just as much.

who's winning? not you.

Move out of your backward country.

Do it.

That miniseries is waiting to be writ. We need to bounce ideas off of each other. And to do that I feel we need to actually bounce off of each other (not in a rude way).

yes, I'm sure that my American accent (read: HICK) will open hearts and minds wherever I should land. :(

I'm serious about the miniseries. Knox turned me down! :(

oh the universe and all its inhabitants

I'm annoyed that there arent any doctors accepting new patients around here, and that wait times for the average walk in is an hour and a half.

not that way (she's way out of my league).

I just figure that I should start putting my preternatural ability to shit words to use.

current pilots include: Junkies in Space and The Continuing Adventures of Heaven's Gate.

ps: lol okie-style.

I didn't mean that way :rolleyes: .

what insurance do you have and are you trying to find a primary care provider or specialist?

note: a doctor's wait time is often proportional to how good they are. if you find a doctor with too much time on their hands, my sincere suggestion is that you look elsewhere.

one of my minions snorts. she snorts loud and often when laughing. if she wasn't "cute", it wouldn't work.

it never works for me. thankfully, I do not snort often.

"do you know how loud you're being???" :mad::mad::mad:.

I said.

nevermind, nevermind.

I snorted again.

Imma fixin' ta git in truble.

dear god,

thank you for not making me north american.

regards

gotta go put the kids to sleep.

lol.
and then clean your pm box.

there is a good chance that my advice doesn't matter and that the hospital will demand the money paid prior to the surgery.

in that case, there's not much that can be done.

Only one bowl's worth of weed left (haven't smoked all day), lack of funds, bruised back from sitting too long on a cheap massage chair.

I feel ya bro.



gonna try n find some pot right now.

Oh sweet! I was just invited over my friend's house to get smoked down.

Good luck to you, EVOL.

I love being a stoner/slacker.

For the first time in a while, I have 99 problems and a bitch is one.

is that a good or bad thing, hova? :confused:

A little of both, but I'm more worried about the 99 problems. I can handle about 87 tops without the help of Pharrell.

beyonce's worth it, I'm sure. hustle.

Yeah, I know, but it's hard to give up the thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em lifestyle that I've grown accustomed to.