Small.

Shower or bath?

shower
blue or black?

Blue.

Life imprisonment or execution?

Life imprisonment
Cats or dogs?

Cats.

Drug addicts who burgle small community projects and take all the good stuff they can find: Scum or sympathy?

Scum!
Tatcher or Blair?

neither.

Creation or Evolution?

same, one smiles more.

pepsi or coke?

Neither
dream or reality?

dream

James Joyce or D.H Laurence?

Joyce.

Ale or Pilsner?

Pilsner
Machines or humans?

humans

Communist or Faschist?

communist

pacino or de niro?

de niro.

beach house or counrty cottage?

country cottage

Serve in Heaven or rule in Hell?

heaven.

worchestisire or hot sauce?

worcestershire

bald is beautifull?

it can be.
music or food?

music.

gawk or gander

gander

S Club 7 or S Club Junior?

S club 7
Cale or Cage?

s club 7

invisible or mind reader?

mind reader
again,Cale or cage?

cale.

wake up early or stay up late?

both
Water or booze?

booze

jack or jill?

jill

blind or deaf?

neither...
truth or dare?

Truth.

Right of centre or left of centre?

square
Y fronts or boxer shorts?

Boxer shorts, of course...

Television: documentary or 'drama-doc'?

documentary

psycho or rear window?

documentary
Chris Morris or Julia Davis?

Davis
Flipflops or clogs?

Barefoot.

Traditional pub or cafe Bar?

pub

velvet underground or patti smith?

vu

again you have to chose one. we all know that we dont want to lose either but you have to decide.

blind or deaf?

blind.
lie or cry?

cry.
die or fry?