I am a rehabilitating colonist with an antipodean spouse and the TIMELINE of my expatriation will be detailed below.

Q-bert's austral-commentary was directed towards me.

someday I will piss on the hem of the Queen's dress, then ask her if she likes the smell.

And I will punch you squarely in the jaw.

Lay off my Mum, seppo.

I wrote it in Esperanto....

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June / July

I'm juggling about a thousand things right now. my visa takes "3-6 months" and then I must travel to Oz shortly after its approval. our son will be born around the end of March. at that point, we need to wait a few weeks for the birth certificate, send that to Oz to establish citizenship and then send it all back for an Aussie passport for the boy. on top of this, I have two cats who need scheduling for quarantine to match about the time we arrive (they have to spend a month in jail). trying to find the gravitational keyhole that allows me to do it all in one trip is trying.

lease in Austin is up 1st of May and the wife will be off work, so we plan to move back to LA to await paperwork processing (and let my mother spend time with our child while she can).

I plan to sell the car, liquidate all furnishings and crap we don't plan to ship. there'll be friends receiving art supplies out the ass once we go. finding a slow-boat transport for the things we do intend to take (like my mixing board) is just another item on the ever-growing list... I can't help but look at all my stuff and think about what I aim to just throw away.

coming to TexASS was a wise choice, due to easy employment and friends-who-are-like-family, but I'm done with it. I wanted to be near my son for a few more years, and give my wife a taste of 'murrca while it was still possible, and I've accomplished that. the day that I never have to see another giant white dual-axel King's Ranch Motherfuxing Texas Pickemup Truck again, cannot come soon enough.

I'd never usually bother to discuss any of this in public, but I fear you are right. In my zeal, I talk about Oz often, but still remain stateside.

as dem bredrin', I, I & I mon say:

time be time. soon come.

anyone know a good international moving company? right now, I'm looking at $1,000 for about 100 sq. feet of boxed goods. that about covers my wife's side of the closet.

Their lifeless eyes seem to be noteworthy as well. It has been believed by many different cultures that a photograph has the ability to truly capture your soul, and if that is the case, the dead glares of the faces from old photos show that all good things must come to an end.

Wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. You are wrong. I am wrong. Everything is wrong. Time is WRONG.

Emit si GNORW.

.wtriiosmneg.

well it is a great morning and i woke up without time )

Quoting one's self is tasteless, but I'll damned if I type this all again.

@flotz

damn, that was encyclopedic info, but hellay in may and ostralia in july? sounds like progress. i had begun to think you were making it all up, like saying "i'm traveling to castlevania" or something.

moving company: having moved bazillions of times the best method i've found is to sell everything and transport only cash. do you mean cubic feet? there's gotta be a height limit! ("as tall as the container"?)

Yeah cubic...my bad. I've already been travelling lightly, but can't bear to lose my records and comic books. The thought of my vinyl inside of a roasting container ship frightens me, however. Unless I can get solid assurances, Savage Clone's Psychic TV collection is about to increase in size. Someday soon, I plan to go to the local record store and pick brains.

I won't be taking much cash (thankfully do not need to) as I'll be keeping my US bank account open so that the few remaining child support payments for my son continue unfettered, without need for conversion fees. Besides.....US dollar is at near-Peso levels...LOL.

my previous message was directed at flotto but this is the point i wanted to mention to you:

you're mixing up two diverse hypotheses here.

sapir-whorf argue that language molds (and somehow precedes?) understanding.

chomsky et. al. do not-- aphasia does not imply agnosia. under this model understanding actually precedes language.

Oh, I'm goin' full-on staylian, mate. Roo moccasins, Holden Ute and a Southern Cross tattoo across my neck.

I want some kangaroo testes as a keychain...

I never thought I would say this... this is getting way too deep, we need to get back to discussing the existence of time.

Gerhard Richter agrees with you; as do I.

Soooo....can we just use this thread to make up new words?

I vote for emrap...definition: the feeling you get when you pour the cereal into the bowl THEN realize you don't have enough milk.

I don;t like a lot of milk in my cereal.


the first clock was the human heartbeat.

The first calendar was the procession of the night sky.

Can you imagine the first rimjob?

Bochisk= receiving fellatio at a circus.

Prefecalbation - the promise to masturbate until you shit yourself, tomorrow.

Guys, guys? Am I doing it right???

I just would have to point out. Tomorrow means time exists. Time doesn't exist in this thread.

Hmm....had food a while ago....maybe I'll prefecalbate.....

Time is relative.

The faster you go the slower time flows.

If you travel at the speed of light then time essentially stops. It speeds up again as you slow down.

tests with highly accurate atomic cesium clocks have shown this. two perfectly synchronized clocks, one at a train station, and one on a high speed bullet train, traveling upwards of 200mph. Even this comparatively slow rate of speed affected the clocks. the one on the train ran slower, and was a few microseconds behind the one left on the train station.

That Einstein was supa cool. timeeeeeeee

Stop being such a prick. We're all in this together.

Do you reckon time passes more slowly in Mexico, because they are closer to the equator, and so moving they are moving through space more quickly?

This would explain siestas. Time moving slowly is tiring.

like 10 minutes in.....this is giong to be tiring.....:/



Holy cow! Imagine what it would be like prefecalbating in Mexico...

pre-front or forward
fecal - caca
bating - suffix suggestive of masturbation

prefecalbating: to masturbate your anus with your forward feces

to each their own, but you're still disgusting

^^^
Of course, you are welcome to masturbate your anus, but take it slowly, ok? We don't want to lose you.

Might I suggest using a pencil, or toothbrush before trying a summer sausage?

nah, that's clearly your thing. you go ahead and keep expanding your anus.

to each their own but you're still disgusting, prefecalbator

i bet you postfecalbate too. i also bet you eat lots of peanuts.

and corn! O, god, corn....

TIMES like these, I mostly feel pity for my wife. Each TIME the dear lamb says "eww, STOP, gross", I am forced to remind her who she married. I mean, the quote may say JICO., but I am clearly the orchestrating artist; and it IS an art, you know, the art of being a disgusting monster.

lol

what for conversations

evol you are learning slow

you are always in a now moment
the tomorrow you are conditioned to
is only a change in the light of the sun (day)or be in the shadow of the sun (night)
nothing more happens

in other words: time goes by.

no, just an expanding movement of the universe

so krischanski, you mist the post where i said very importand things
like ...

around every piont there is the infinity

take for example a higgs boson particle
around that particle every direction you go from there, goes into infinity

infinity is that new cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2A6dHu9CzY

think about it

But guest30, if Rob Einsteigator is correct, and time is relativistic, how can the doppler-shift in the measured passage of it be occuring, if it is simply a mandated construct, described by and formed from human's perception of its passing????

the doppler shift can be thought of as the contraction and expansion of spacetime itself!!!!!!!! "Now is the only thing that's real!"-Charlie Manson