he just liked to party

IT'S TIME TO PARTY, LET'S PARTY

:D.

Josh, you listened to that and THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST about 50 times last night

Not 50...I listened to Andrew WK for like 45 seconds and THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST like 6 times

45 (seconds) plus six = 51

Damn. Thwarted by math

I win times infinity

It's still like 80 degrees or more outside. WTF weather

61F right now. Fuck yes.

I really need to set up my wireless internet so I can move my desk.

HOW LONG HAS THE WORD COMETHING BEEN IN THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD
SRSLY COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS SOMETHING

I've been lurking for ages btw

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fuck me jesus i need some cold coffee asap

it is 92 degrees and humid as fuck. apparently there's some pissing rain coming too. ick.

having arm muscle for the first time in a while is kinda weird

I went through the automatic doors
My shopping cart ran in to hers
Our eyes met for a second, then she turned away
And after just a little while
I went in to the canned goods aisle
And there she was just standing there smiling
I was hoping she'd look at me
But she was checking out the lima beans
And artichokes, my heart was broken in pieces
By my supermarket fantasy
I didn't want to seem obsessed
I checked Farina off my list
But I couldn't keep my mind off those perfect lips
I saw her start to walk my way
Thought that everything would be ok
Then I ran in to the cocoa puffs display
I hurried to the checkout line
Wishing I could push back time
I looked around and she was right behind me
My supermarket fantasy
I wanna clip your coupons girl
I wanna squeeze your charmin too
I wanna be your grocery bagger forever
And we'll go shopping every night
Up and down the empty aisles
And I'll always make sure your melons are ripe
But I can't get up the nerve
I can have the best buys in the world
But I'll never share a shopping cart with her
My supermarket fantasy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udGgN...eature=related

james blackshaw's song 'arc' is just beautiful.

as I have less than thousands of posts here, this is mostly irrelevant.
it's going to be great to be on school again, after 2½ years of not so interesting compulsory military service and stuff.
m'mm.

I just turned down this lesbo via text. Now she's pissed. Am I going to get stabbed?

If she's the stabbin' kind, then, yeah, maybe.

She gives herself piercings, so I think so.

If that's so, then if I were you I'd be glad I did it via text. Just make sure to keep your running shoes on.

"I don't get mad. I get stabby"

lol I'm pretty sure that's a Simpsons quote, but I don't know the context.

Fat Tony says it...I'll have to Google it.

Edit: Looks like it's from Grift of the Magi

started drinking heavy beer.

I stole 67 rain drenched records from an abandoned apartment last night.

Lesbian was not as mad when I offered to go get food with her sometime. I just hope she isn't the norm. I've seen the type of shit that's on craigslist.

Craigslist is epic sometimes

craigslist is hilarious. fuckin' comedy gold.

except for the "musician's wanted" section, at least in my area, because all everyone plays here is mall metalcore and faux-blooze cock rawk covers. this makes my soul sad inside.

prinded

I sent that picture to his myspace hahaha.

i want bacon

panchetta and gouda and good bread

a good day

I hate edited for TV movies. Who says that "shitkicker" is worse than 'asskickker' or "bull dyke' ?

Ahh that`s a great episode too. One of their best, in fact.