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Justin avatar or Butter my arse!! avatar?

Butter.

Butter: salted or unsalted?

no butter.

execution by bullet or injection?

Injection, probably. Guillotine's better though.

Execution or life imprisonment?

Life Inprisonment, better chance to read and draw and paint for life than if I am dead


Kim Gordon's panties all in yr face smelling good like hot sex
or
thurston Moore's boxer shorts all on yr face smelling of the rock of ages

Kim's panties, all the way.

Marc Riley or Brix Smith?

Brix. Dear old Brix. Dear dear old Brix.

What's the next record release that you're looking forward to?

Meat Puppets.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor?

put him in rehab, hes been keeping me up alll night with his drunken singing.

or maybe just throw him into the sea?

'Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down' was always my favourite option.

But what shall we do with the tyrannical pirate captain?

Put him in the drunk tank 'til he sees the error of his ways.

Horror books or horror films?

For the most part films, but some books scared me more than the film.
BMW or Mercedes

bmw

george bush jr or snr?

Snr - he's out of harm's way and nearer the grave.

Barbecue or picnic?

picnic

is it all in the wrist?

Definitely. Use the wrist, keep a nice straight arm. Into the rough, no problems.

Do you dance?

when drunk or when no one is looking. i am perfect in an empty room.

which member of spinal tap would you be?

Whoever plays the bassline on the song that The Fall are supposed to have ripped off for 'Athlete Cured'.

What type of headwear do you don on a regular basis?

None.

Can you feel it coming in the air?

Sometimes, on a cold night, when all is quiet, yes.

Would you like fries with that?