Parts 1 thru 7 + an introduction and the Sword Of Atheism!!!

Is that not the Blue Whale? If not, it's probably the salmon.


Is the shark considered a fish?

(Bats generally have excellent vision, but in black and white)

The shark is a fish, but it differs from other fish by having a cartillaginous skeleton.

What was the last bill you paid?

Cell phone.

What magazines do you subscribe to?

None.

Last meal you ate?

Pasta.

Cola or Pepsi?

(A shark is a fish and a whale is a mammal krack).

Dammit..I feel like a FOOL. (In the back of my mind, somewhere, I knew that...)

Pepsi is cola. But between Pepsi and Coke, makes no difference.

Root beer or ginger ale?

Ginger ale.

Cotton or polyester?

ARE YOU ON FUICHKIJNMG COCAL COLA? ROO TBEER TOO, I LIKE BEBER BECAUWESR IT MAESZSKES EVERYTRHING BETER TOKOLISH, like ecveryhting is a dtgrag like liger you know

What drug are you on Inhuman?

Crack or heroin?

Spread man., I;m on spread

Inhuman, I never thought I would say this.. but I think you are Diesel..

Where has Diesel been?

Elsewhere4 man, but I thouhg IU was deisel not inhuiman

Inh8uman not diedsel*

In rehab.

Hip Hop or flip flop?

Friday night love!

Ummm I like remote amounts of hip-hop, no flip-flops.

Ship-shape or sunken ship?

sunken ship because Iovet he vibe hat ships make. It's like the ocvean under the sea man. Remote are all futuristic. Gotta get to the ROOTS of history youknowewhatimsayin

WTF??

Moustache, beard or clean shaven?

'staches!

Yoshi or Peach?

Peach.
Noise or ambient?

Noise.

Brian Eno or David Byrne?

Difficult choice Ummmm.... David B.

Pool or snooker?

Snooker? I say pool 'cuz I don't know what the other option is.

Shoe or sneaker? (what do you call 'em)

Sneaker.

Slow, deep or hard?

All of the above, baby.

Easy, Medium, Hard, or SICK!?

depends what you mean by that.

as in,
please specify?

I'm afraid I cannot divulge that information at this time.

Would you like the try again?

All of the above, baby.

Sushi or BBQ?

no.

now, please specify what you meant?

Sushi.

Rugby, soccer or none of them?

I was referring to tony hawk video games. That's the difficulty levels, if I remember right.

So, Easy, Medium, Hard or SICK!?

Sick.

Muffins or choc chip cookies?

oh. fuck tony hawk.

chocochipcookies. Unless it is a muffin like this one that they sometimes have a Tim Hortons.. it is like.. 1800 kinds of chocolate... so good.

milk: flavoured or non-?

non

mc donalds of burger king?

Burger King

Seafood or Wine?

wine

pizza: deep pan or regular?

Umm... deep pan, I suppose... I like my pizza soft an' greasy, gross as it may be.

pizza: veggie, meat or cheese?

Veggie with mushrooms, green and red peppers, onions, tomatoes, and vegan cheese all on vegan pita bread from the greek restaurant in town. It's wonderful.

you?