Everyneurotic - Word! Nice to be able to put a face to yer name now.

Following the 'mama's request, here's another picture of meeeee:



This is me 2 weeks ago at North Greenwich, watching a plane race thingy across the River Thames.

me

j mascis?

nefeli, you're gorgeous!

adorable, so much.

hahaha
neither of you look bad at all, it's just funny

i'm a terrible liar. you look fine but the hat/giant bottle of booze is priceless.

Kegmama - I like the pics of you and Kegpapa - you're both more than welcome to join my Silly Hat Club anytime you like.

ima see if i can find a silly hat

in the meantime enjoy this unflattering tripe and look at my refridgerator!

Man, the pics on yer fridge! I recognise J Hendrix and (I think) K Cobain...who be the others?

BTW - what bottle of beer be you holding in yer photo?

guinness

keith + johnny depp being cute together
david bowie (behind my hair)
jimi hendrix
the velvet underground
kim gordon
ike + tina
various guitar magnets
roger waters angrily feeding a dolphin

no kurt



btw that fire extinguisher is not for safety reasons, i'm going to shoot it off randomly sometime. someone gave it to me (>??????)

Ah yes, the famous Roger Waters & Dolphin pic. Good to see that takes pride of place in your fridge.

With the fire extinguisher, you should take it to a random it, and then let it off at the first band that bores the arse of you...well, that's what I'd do anyway!

good idea, i'll do that

there's shitloads more rockstars all over my fridge, i'll take a picture of it

Please do so, that'd be great.

Oh yeah, I liked yer new "devil horns" pics on yer MySpace - you DO have long fingers - much longer than mine.

Hello Melly, hello cantanks.
I just wanted to interrupt the conversation for a while.

haha
i'm so good at being evil

Morning _slavo_! How goes it?

Cantanky - that's a great fridge pic! Oh look, there's little Cantanky too. I v much like the Stones and Bowie pics also.

noel fielding is there too

big cantankerous with a traffic cone on my head is there somewhere too

uh and dick cheney
and phil spector

Noel Fielding - Phwoar!
Phil Spector - Mad gun-toting Ramones-bothering genius
Cantanky with cone on head - Genius

True Melly Story - Me and some mates went up to Trafalgar Square on New Year's Eve in 1991 to celebrate the coming in of 1992. Needless to say we were of course very hammered. On the way to our night bus (walking along the Thames to Waterloo), I had one traffic cone on my head and one traffic cone on each arm, doing my Traffic Cone Man dance. A bus full of drunken partyers passed by, and they ALL leaned out of the window and cheered me. I of course thanked my public my giving them a big, regal Traffic Cone wave, and did my dance twice as fast. Ah, youth!

haha that's a good story!


edit: pumpkins you have pretty pretty hair!

ZEROpumpkins - nice pic there. You look impossibly young too.

Cantanky - I did a similar thing a month afterwards, and dumped the offending cones in a mate's mum's kitchen. I forgot about it, until he rang me pissed off to ask why I'd done that. Turns out his mum had discovered them before he did :D

me and my friend in school used to steal traffic cones and signs and stuff and keep it in her basement

oh here i actually just found a picture of all the shit we stole. why i have no idea.




(that isn't me FYI)

^^^That's actually pretty damn impressive! You should have used that stuff to set up random roadblocks in your 'hood, hidden somewhere, and laughed as the inevitable chaos ensued.

we used to take it to school and put cones around our parking spots

i was driving illegally at the time too, just on a permit

i don't know how i got away with some of the shit i did.

Answer: Youth, sweet youth:)
Me and my mates used to have a habit of moving portable "Temporary" bus signs and moving them to where the really shouldn't be (in housing estates etc) - the more drunk we were, the funnier our bus stop dumping places got.

hahahahaha

My favourite all-tinme dumping story is this: We were round a mate's in Clapham in 1991, and my mate Phil passed out pissed on his sofa. So in revenge, we decided to start piling things in him for a laugh - we ended with several camera tripods, bricks, 2 kitchen chairs, books, an art easel and other bits. We took loads of pictures of it too. I was about to tie his shoelaces together when he finally awoke and told me to piss off. We were all crying with laughter by this point, and continued doing so as we nloaded all the dumped stuff off him.

once i had got pissed and fallen asleep during a party and everyone decided to stack plastic cups on me and i woke up with plastic cups all around me and i was very confused.

The first time I ever smoked weed, I made the mistake of getting really plastered on a vodka and red wine, and collapsed unconscious in the middle of the room, where everyone continued to party on around/above me whilst I was in a coma :o...I could seriusly fill a whole book with embarrassing Melly stories.

little dive but funny!

I got quite fear doing high dives cause the wind blown me very close to a rock!

Looks a great place Kelly! glad you had a good time : )

hahahaha. the first time i ever smoked weed i walked three miles in a foot of snow with my friend just to get it. at 2:00 AM no less.



nice speedo, next step.

Cantanky - now that's hardcore weed-wantin' Respect!

next step - that's a damn good pic,sir. I would be terrified of doing anything like that.i

i don't ever not have any. even if i don't smoke any that day. i just can't not have ANY.

Unfortunately I can't smoke weed any more....a shame, as I did enjoy my weed-smokin' days. Although I could be very irresponsble in driving whilst mucho baked. Not a good idea, in retrospect.

mmmmweeeeeddd

Go on, treat yerself to a doobie right now :)

if you say so...

I dont smoke anymore!!! well during last year just sporadic times....I discovered I love vertical sports and this make me happy and satisfied! adrenaline is legal : )

autopic on Mali beach.