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most pointless celebrity?

Tara Palmer-Pointless

Most pointless male celebrity?

Vernon Kay

My 2000th post is coming soon. Shall I celebrate it or just let it pass by quietly?

Celebrate! Celebrate!

Red or white?

Pooks: Do something special. Definitely.

sonicl: White

What should Pookie's 2,000th post be?

Something about childrens' authors.

Save or spend?

Spend. But I save too.

Do you do impersonations?

No, but I have a wide repertoire of silly voices.

How long is Pookie going to keep us hanging on?

The wait is over! You missed it while posting your question, I think.

What will be the next big news story?

European tour dates (this is a cop out answer, I have no idea what the next big "current event" might be)

What sports do you participate in?

I used to play soccer and lacrosse. I played tennis last year for my high school too, but I think I'm finished now.

Can you fit your fist in your mouth?

No. Nowhere near. Are there people who can?

What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten (deliberately)?

a peanut butter sandwich that fell on the sand.

with or without?

With.

Cash, cheque, kind or card?

Cash

How many hours do you sleep each night?

3.

Are you looking forward to thiss evening?

yes. i am going to watcha couple of films at a bookshop nearby. also talk to someone i miss a lot.

when was the last time you croed and why?

About three years ago, at my best friend's funeral.

On the whole, do you prefer photographs to be colour, black and white, or sepia toned?

Colour.

Paperback or hardback?

Hardback and old.

Which is your favourite wine-producing country?