i'm pretty attracted to her

Well, to each his own.

srsly tho fltngslwly, you kno i was just kiddin bout calln u a mdwstrnr rite? i'd never call you that on purpose

i think its the eyebrows. those are real nice brows

of course I do, boo.

besides, it'd take a lot more than that to push me over the edge.

i b lovn u 4eva.

I see. You like the naturally hairy type. Very euro, dave.

i fooled yous guys. that's a picture of meeeee.

It doesn't matter to dave, he likes his woman with a husky voice. I.E. Miley Cyrus.

huskier the better, until it hits kathleen turner level.

that hare is rectangular

cubic, even

See flotz? You are his type.

i havent done shapes in years.

you got me :(

LOL @ "done shapes". like it's fucking calculus.

motherfucker i hated geometry.

i could teach yr g-ma algebra 2 in 20 minutes tho

mine too. :(

this day is sofa king needle in the hay, its ridiculous

i did some geoz and algerz like three months ago but i could tell you sweet fuck all about 'em. pie are squared. that's it.

I'm a midwesterner and I was AMAZING at geometry. Probably because I wanted to bone my teacher.. but still.

Algebra II was hell, though.

then my algeba 2 peen can bone yr obtuse geometric vag

Oh concave.

look who's home early...must be getting old

Rain! aaaaaaaak! It hasn't rained in a loooong time. Please stay. Please stay. Please stay. Please stay. Please stay. Please stay. Please stay. Please stay. Please stay.

It has rained here almost every other day all summer. It rains, then the sun comes out. It's been great.

goddamnit the dictators were so great.

luv u bro.

Sounds great! I love the rain. And I sure miss it. Lately, what little rain we get only lasts a few minutes. Suppose it's better than nothing though.

It's either drought or flood down here. Right now ...drought. Not so great. I'd rather it be flood so I don't worry about my well running dry when I'm in the shower.

Everything is lush and green this summer. Beautiful.

Jealousy. I has it.

Humid though. I've been living in a/c for the past month.

just the past month, huh?

poor bby.

Yah, it was perfect here through about middle of July.

A crushing moment this evening. I'd been planning to have my wife fly out in September, month of our 30th anniversary. We just found out my daughter needs some surgery for a sports injury, so the ticket money is now going for a flight for my wife to see my daughter in Denver next week.

This sucks. Truly it does.

it's rarely "perfect" here. it's all fire, ice and baptists.

you can take the boy out of california...blahblahyaddayaddayadda.

You and girlpistol are in OK, right?

fucking 30 years! I hit lucky 13 a few weeks ago.

other than living in a frozen desert/fetid swamp. yeah, peachy. :)

sorry about yr broken daughter/missing wife thing you've got going on.

Ha ha, no I mean OK as in Oklahoma.

And thanks. I'm pretty bummed right now. I am so tired of missing my wife.

I see that now. thank gawd they changed the license plates from saying "oklahoma is ok". might as well have just used "mediocre", instead.

it's hot. hot as fuck. the dewpoint yesterday was 71. I'm not sure if that means anything to you or not, but trust me, it's like soup.

Yeah, I forget exactly how dew point relates to humidity but I know higher correlates with more "sucky outside."