I really need to learn how to sew.

I'm so ready to go back to school tomorrow. Being home is kind of a drag.

I have REO Speedwagon's Roll with the Changes and SY's Stones stuck in my head at the same time. It sounds really fucked up.

two people that I went to high school with and am "friends" with on Facebook have at least 3 REO Speedwagon statuses per month. You'd think they are pushing 45 because they are so excited over getting to see them in concert or the new album...

Hahaha. That's fucked up.

The funniest part of it all is that they dated for like 3 years or so and after the break-up his REO status rate skyrocketed. He quoted lyrics in them and said it "helped him realize what's important" or some shit.

Oh god. That's... the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.

He is truly one of the most pathetic people I've ever had the misfortune of coming in contact with.

It certainly sounds like it.

I'm grinding my teeth because I'm out of tic-tacs and suitable gum.

:(
I'd give you a starburst but I can't reach that far.

Wait...there's a fresh bag of starburst downstairs.

Burb.

I'm going to feel like such a tool tomorrow when I go to the mall. I have to buy a new studded belt because the one I bought 2 or 3 weeks ago is almost ready to fall apart because it's comprised of "Man Made materials"

Hahaha. I hate going to the mall. But I love it if I actually get to buy nice things and make fun of dumbasses at the same time.

I'm just running in by myself as I drive back. 10 minutes max. I always get weird looks in the mall alone. Going to make fun of people is fun though. So is sitting on benches pretending to read with someone and making fun of passerby.

My friend making fun of muscle-bound moron: "'He he. I'm so fly in my gym shorts and wife-beater'"
Me: "What's best is when their arms get so big they can't reach things in their front pockets...like their keys and have to have smaller guys help them."
friend (quoting 'A Christmas Story'): "I can't put my arms down!!!"
*cue several minutes of me laughing and trying to fall off the bench*
Me (also quoting): "You can put your arms down when you get to school."
*My friend nearly lost her mind. She laughed almost as hard as I did*

Wow...I just typed all that....boredom.

I lol'd at wife beater and static-cat.