Female shit, tastes like housebrick

Who among you will run with the hunt?

i'm an idiot

no, i am.

anyways, its 8;32 time to go to school and im stuck posting here

it wasnt razors, it was nature.

imagine a dark night, very windy and a tree branch. i would like to say that alchohol was involved to avoid some kind of embarassment but mother nature was against me that day.

i think we all should have some drunk thread. some place where would people post some crap when drunk

Jackhammer Jesus

Christians are taught to be ashamed of their sexuality, the dildos are discretely called “phalluses.” The vibrators are called “vibes.” These people are basically running your typical, run-of-the-mill smut shop, which is fine, but they’re doing so while pretending that it’s more heavenly than visiting your local “Lion’s Den.” They claim:

“We offer great prices and fantastic customer service while keeping Jesus Christ at the center of it all.”

While I’m glad these people are allowing uptight religious folk to get kinky, they’re also helping to make those people that much more ashamed of what they’re doing by masking it as something that makes it seem outside of the “pleasures of the flesh.”

More Symbolic Silicone Dildos

the water in LA tastes gross.

aawww details please. i am in gross mood.

yes.

just so people arnt confused, that is not the joker for the Batman Begins sequel The Dark Knight.

went to a funeral today, awfuly sad, He had a primus and metallica song played. brought a smile to my face. But hearing the moans of the family is so sad. I held back the tears though. I think i sweated out the tears, was so effing hot.

my boyfriend had all tomorrow's parties by VU and nick cave's where the wild roses grow played. that all tomorrow's parties was really good idea.. i feel sorry for your friend. take care

thats sad, they played songs for him, thats cool.

thanks guys. I recently rememberd this pick i had been using was one he gave me a yr ago. im suprised i never lost it. such a loss, one of this big tall dudes that would scare you if you didnt know him, but was so quiet and im sure he would bash a fly if he wanted to, but he wouldnt.

I want sex and food

Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his black and white cat,
Early in the morning, Just as day is dawning,
He picks up all the post bags in his van.
Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his black and white cat,
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning.
Pat feels he's a really happy man.
Everybody knows his bright red van,
All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them,
Maybe... You can never be sure,
There'll be knock...[knock knock] Ring [ring ring]
Letters through your door.

Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his black and white cat,
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning.
Pat feels he's a really happy man.